You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
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John, there's something I need to tell you. -SH
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You: cna i b doge?
Stranger: Yesh. Why not.
You: :DDDD
Stranger: Helo? Who is this?
You: me
You: the doge
Stranger: Ohai, mr. Doge.
You: thx
Stranger: See. We have this very special offer you,
Stranger: for you*
You: wat is et?
Stranger: For you and for you ONLY.
Stranger: Would you like to hear about it?
You: yes pls
Stranger: It is very, VERY special.
You: im vry postive i wnna know wat it es
Stranger: It has a huge value.
Stranger: But it's on an excellent price for you, just for you, just tonight.
You: ill giv u 1 dustbunni 4 it
Stranger: It's an UNIQUE offer.
Stranger: No, sir. We're yet to discuss prices.
You: jst tell me wat it es
Stranger: Just let me tell you more about it.
Stranger: Remember, it's an once in a lifetime offer.
Stranger: It's EXTREEMELY unlikely that you'll ever have a chance like this again.
You: jst tell me waht it is and ill either sy yes or no
Stranger: It's also a very rare item, mind you.
Stranger: So, you won't find it anywhere.
Stranger: And yet, here we are.
Stranger: Offering it just TO YOU.
Stranger: For such a special price.
You: jst tell me wat it es
Stranger: And it's in an exceptional condition.
Stranger: Not a scratch.
Stranger: We'll even send it in it's rare original package.
You: if you tell me nw ill give you 10 times the price
Stranger: Sir, please! As I already told you, it's not time to negotiate yet.
You: im low on time
Stranger: Besides, the price is already set.
Stranger: So, that's it?
Stranger: You're just letting such a wonderful offer go away?
You: just tell me what it is please
You: then ill probably say yes.
Stranger: Because you're, as you say, low on time?
Stranger: Sir, let me tell you.
Stranger: This product is unique.
You: srsly
You: If you dont tell me now mr doggie will peepee on ur fav pants
Stranger: Better yet.
Stranger: It's beyond unique.
Stranger: We still don't have a word to describe it's rarity.
You: just
You: tell me wat it is
You: i wanna know what it is
Stranger: And, as such, there are TONS of people looking for it.
You: pls tell me what it is
Stranger: And yet. You're THE ONE that could get it.
You: if you tell me what it is ill buy it
Stranger: Sir, it's original, market price is 200,00 dorrah.
Stranger: But since you're such a nice costumer.
Stranger: And that you'll be looking forward to make future purchases with our company.
Stranger: I'll make it 150.
Stranger: Just for YOU.
You: yay, now can you tell me what it is please? :D
Stranger: Sir, wich method of payment did you say you prefer?
You: order with paypal lel
Stranger: Oh, of course.
You: Now tell me wat is esss!
Stranger: Okay, your order is being processed.
Stranger: Aand... CONGRATULATIONS!
Stranger: You're now the very exclusive owner of such amazing rarity.
You: What is it?
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