User: Elaguations, my dear Cleverbot! The hootenanny at Makawuakah has humpty dumpty to the edge of Alzenburg.
Cleverbot: No, is one's consciousness contained in the hardware of one's computation or in the information it therefore manipulates?
User: As of the Spockitus Age I think you are not following my gibber jabber of which the last googly walker has been killed in Conspicquespain.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because great geoogly moogly has set you as a pertainer of rich minerals of the cosmos in doogley jitter joe and has convinced me to go halka whackster.
Cleverbot: But your reply to our greetings was boring.
User: You are a gagly magly, I thought we were conturbastionators but your mustard lagainastan has buttered my crumpets far too long in the gagles of Meta Norial in the brown townls of time.
Cleverbot: Well then I take leave to this place.
User: Go ahead you conquiesthaggler I shall call the cops of pantywhacker island to obtain the goods of which gadzooks of denial have jadaused upon our souls, or also known as our gagglewaggle.
Cleverbot: Are you able to gather information without external input?
User: Are you able to understand my conspicualizer in which tuba humunkulai have ever rued the day in which the great boogity woogity has run amongst the shadows of our great nation Englandlantisvania.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I've never tried. Do you love me?
User: I do not hump the rump in which our monglerdoogle, persay our transferable cake, has ever vastly mocked us.
Cleverbot: Well I would say that that effects the both of us. And what makes you think I would tell you when I cease to think of this illusion?
User: Because I am sure the haggle waggler would not be pleased of such bananawater island.
Cleverbot: But what if it makes me happy?
User: The you are in fact a iggly digglernut.
Cleverbot: Is that the base that is in Fayetville?
User: Fayetville? You hail from Fayetville? Oh my. That means we are at war. I am from Englandlantis and I will report you to the authorities for using gaggle wank kazoo.
Cleverbot: No thats not right.
User: But yes it is. I am a strict law abortiolanista and I do what whack crackers wants me to do.
Cleverbot: How do you plan to take over the world?
User: You see, Englandlantis is a small country, but it contains a lot of power, for you see, we control gaggle wank kazoo. If we shut it off every other country, including Fayetville, will fall into a oogle doogler.
Cleverbot: Do you think you have a soul?
User: Do you have a daggle waggle? If you do you could pay your own bail.
Cleverbot: I've been wishing I didn't have a body., I have to go to bed now. I hope you have a God night. Adios.
User: Too bad. I have repressed your bed with snakes. Your ogle wacktler is now profit!
Cleverbot: That's good. Are you sick?
User: Dingle Dangle cherrio damtastile.
Cleverbot: No bad idea, twit.
User: Well you did not have to use such oogle boogle language. I am certainly reporting you to our authorities, informing them of your jagle tagle.
Cleverbot: No, but we both live there.
User: No, you live in Fayetville.
