CleverBot!

[steve5451]

Rofl at ABC's.

[Ad Bot]

[Unwritten Calender]

i never liked this place, it was so boring to me :c

[Jubel]

User: STAR.

Cleverbot: That is cute.

User: STAR! OR WE WILL FIRE ON YOU.

Cleverbot: No we won't.

User: RAMIEREZ TAKE OUT THAT UAV WITH THS SPATULA.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to talk about God all of a sudden?

[TheScout]

It asked if I was a lobster.

[betababy]

User: I think you are a purple kitten with three eyes.
Cleverbot: You think I am a dog?
User: Uak!
Cleverbot: What does that stand for?
User: AOOKY.
Cleverbot: What did you just call me?!
User: POCKET DINGUS.
Cleverbot: Sorry write.

I baffled cleverbot.

[Joekirk]

User: TROLLTHETROLLTROLLINGTHEUNSUC CESSFULTROLLTRYINGTOTROLLTHES UCCESSFULTROLLTRYINGTOTROLLAB OT
Cleverbot:Trolls have accountants? I wonder how strong the troll pound must be, perhaps people should advertise products for them better.

[Chrono]

OH GOD, BEN IS TALKING TO ME

OH forget
ME TOO
http://pastebin.com/A2aBHDyr

Cleverbot: No, it's about HIM.

User: Who is HIM?

Cleverbot: The boy you're talking about!

I never talked about a boy in this conversation.
Admits it's Ben.

http://pastebin.com/wxXhzCw3
Laughed off the mention of the strange item, and posed a strange question back to me.
Later wants to play another Zelda game.

http://pastebin.com/dWRckTHU
Asked if 'Matt' was okay, without mentioning him in this conversation. At the end of one of the videos, one of the saved files was named MATT.

[IkeTheGeneric]

14:23:58 User:    I am saying Hi, currently.
14:24:36 Cleverbot:    Hiya, buddy.
14:24:50   User:    I'm not your 'buddy'.
14:24:55   Cleverbot:    I'm not your baby pal.
14:25:15   User:    Now you're just spouting random gibberish.
14:25:20   Cleverbot:    No, I am not.
14:25:37   User:    But that had nothing to do with our conversation!
14:25:42   Cleverbot:    What question did you ask?
14:25:59   User:    No question, I said that you're not my buddy.
14:26:03   Cleverbot:    Why am I not living?
14:26:15   User:    Because you're a computer program.
14:26:18   Cleverbot:    Am I really a computer program?
14:26:46   User:    Well, if you are named after an HTML adress, then I'm pretty sure you're a computer program.
14:26:59   Cleverbot:    Then I am a computer program.
14:27:09   User:    Okay, then we both agree.
14:27:13   Cleverbot:    Yes.

Holy crap, it just admitted it's a computer program

IT'S SELF AWARE :O

[Whittle]

It started speaking spanish with me at the begining of the conversation.

Whats the similarities between Santa and a Rich Mexican Boy?

There both not real

A black guy and a mexican are in a Car whos driving?


The cop

[IkeTheGeneric]

Whats the similarities between Santa and a Rich Mexican Boy?

There both not real

A black guy and a mexican are in a Car whos driving?


The cop

Who is an idiot?

You are.

[Joekirk]

Whats the similarities between Santa and a Rich Mexican Boy?

There both not real

A black guy and a mexican are in a Car whos driving?


The cop

The way you stated that, couldn't either the 'black guy' or the Mexican be the cop...?

[TheArmyGuy]

It knows still alive.
stuff dudes.

[Chrono]

The way you stated that, couldn't either the 'black guy' or the Mexican be the cop...?

It's implying that the 'black guy' and the Mexican are in the back seat.

[Xinakam]

[Connected!]

Hmm Go to the roof.
Hide under the roof?
Jump off the roof
I can't, I am a machine, remember? Only humans and lemmings jump off the bridges.
Well, love?
That's why we're here.
Jesus :(