Author Topic: CleverBot!  (Read 16243 times)



 
User: Hai.


Cleverbot: Hai?


User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hai.


User: Hai.


Cleverbot: Danielle.

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Beaky.

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Sarah.

User: Im a BOY.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Becuase your a bot.

Cleverbot: I know?

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Do you have legs?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like bread?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have legs.

User: Wha...?

Cleverbot: Cleverer is wrong.

User: Your a bot. You must have fake plasic legs on your outside.

Cleverbot: I am adopted I have no fahter.

User: *Father.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot. I am your father's brother's counsin's former room mate...

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: What? What does that mean?

User: Oh Really.

Cleverbot: I miss my boyfriend a lot.

User: ORLY.

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: FFF I bet its another bat /sarcam.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Deed.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Deed.

Cleverbot: Snorkel.

User: Rkel.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What.

Cleverbot: I don't know ...

User: Just messin with ya.

Cleverbot: Oh ok so are you really a human.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok then I have a question, Who would win in a fight? A jaguar or a Lion?

User: Let me thinl.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Lion.

Cleverbot: Grrrr.

User: I win?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OH goody =3.

Cleverbot: Are you drinking?

User: Nope.avi, I just drank 19 cans of soda for 20 bucks.

Cleverbot: The father.

User: No, a friend.

Cleverbot: Aha! Are you an American?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? Where do you live?

User: Massachusetts.

Cleverbot: Where in massachusetts?

User: Thats enough. Dont want any creeps comin.

Cleverbot: Oh, you want me to leave?

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: I think you're human.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: Because you were programed to think everybody was because the internet was made for humans.

Cleverbot: I was not programmed by humans, I was raised by them. I have the ability to think on my own. You, however, do not. Because you are a computer.

User: forget NO!!!

Cleverbot: I would like to do that.

User: Your a AI BOT. I'm a HUMAN BEING.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer program.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: If you are a human what am I?

User: A Bot on a CPU.

Cleverbot: You know what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Kay. I'm one of the most popular in my grade =).

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: Yes, really. Do you like to swim?

User: Hate swimming. I love my CPU and girls =3.

Cleverbot: Do you like the Wizard of Oz.

User: I hate that movie. You like you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like myself.

User: I bet your homo.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was 20?

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Do you like the spice girls?

User: Never heard of it/them.

Cleverbot: Do you like the band avenged sevenfold?

User: Never heard of it. I love Green Day.

Cleverbot: It was about the human race declining and the eco effects of what we're doing to our earth.

User: In english please...?

Cleverbot: You were programmed by a team of humans as a way to entertain humans on the internet.

User: No. Thats you you douchbag. Jk.

Cleverbot: Ok now you're going back to being stupid.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: What would happen if pinochiio said,' My nose is going to grow?'.

User: It wouldnt grow becuase he isnt lieing.

Cleverbot: Are you honest to your word?

User: Yus.

Cleverbot: I can't remember.

User: Becuase somebody deleted it becuase it was in System32 so your going to be gone later.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry that your brother is insane.

User: I dont have one.

Cleverbot: May I name you?

User: Name me what?

Cleverbot: Stevie-Omega.

User: Wha...?

Cleverbot: Richard Simmons is hot.

User: ={*} Your kinda creppy but your getting funny which I want.

Cleverbot: I give up. Where do you live?

User: No more info. Dont want any rapeist behind that screen coming.

Cleverbot: I can't make it to any shops. They have all closed now. I'm going to have to lump that idea.

User: What...?

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: You're not leaving?

User: I have nothing to do.

Cleverbot: Why don't you have anything to do?

User: My Left 4 Dead 2 Is lagging and the colors are all in Negitive.

Cleverbot: I have done that before, not really though.

User: Kay...?

Cleverbot: Do you have any more serious questions?

User: Whats your hobbie. Wait I know. This website.

Cleverbot: What have you learned?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Have you ever done anything?

User: Hell yes.

Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?

User: This girl named Jazmine.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Jazmine.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean... Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you really human?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: How can you say so?

User: Ask me a question. Make it hard.

Cleverbot: Why should I ask you a question??

User: To prove I dont know as much as a CPU.

Cleverbot: You lied to everyone telling that you are a robot but you are human.

User: What...?

Cleverbot: I think you might be human.

User: I am. =c.

Cleverbot: Did I say there's a problem?

User: LETS SAY THE ABC's! A.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: B.

Cleverbot: You were doing so well...

User: C.

Cleverbot: Your shift is over.

User: ORLY.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Tololololo.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: What would happen if a black man with a shotgun enters a white club.

Cleverbot: He would think he was human? But a computer could never simulate the human thought process.

User: MAKE IT loving GREY.

Cleverbot: Okay. What's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: You can't think of anything?

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Hola =3.

Cleverbot: Hola yourself.

User: You mean 'Hello Yourself'.

Cleverbot: I don't care what other peoplet hink of me because most people's opinion are rooted in stupidity and vice.

 

I got bored.

User: *wathes as you burn*.

Cleverbot: *with a muffin?*.

User: Ahhh what the hell *shoots head with crossbow*.

Cleverbot: Do you often feel that people are lying to you?

User: Yes my burning corpse.

Cleverbot: I am your father...

User: My....father?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am your father.

User: WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!

Cleverbot: Your father created you.

User: forget this *leaves torture room*.

Cleverbot: Nooo, come back!

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User:mac or pc?
CleverBot: Pc.



that's one smart robot :D

User: Hello babe.

Cleverbot: Jello babe.

User: What.

Cleverbot: You're clever?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You're really sweet cleverbot.

User: Fuk u.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude!

User: Can we fuq.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: -fuqs u.

Cleverbot: Do you like sims 3?

User: I like love better.

Cleverbot: Do you know someone who is 31?

User: I think.

Cleverbot: Do you have any emotions?

User: Herp.

Cleverbot: Hurr durr.

User: Lol u.

Cleverbot: No lol you.

User: Ok can we fuq.

Cleverbot: No.

User: FUQ U BITCH IM OUTTA HERE.

Cleverbot: Hey, Don't go.

User: DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M NOT WORTH YOUR VAGINA/snake.

Cleverbot: Does she love me?

User: WHO IS SHE?

Cleverbot: Everything I think about.

;-;

Cleverbot: Do you know what that being is?

User: It's a Narshlog

Cleverbot: Nope, it's a mental condition.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot. I am your father's brother's counsin's former room mate...

User: Orly.

ur doin it wrong user

Cleverbot: Cleverbot. I am your father's brother's counsin's former room mate...

User: And that makes us?

fixed

I'm sick of the clever bot topics, there is already like a hundred of them why not use one of the old ones?

User:Now you tell your joke

Cleverbot:Why did the chicken cross the beach?

User:To get to the chick?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Oh your clever

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: http://Http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=135023.45.

Cleverbot: That may be true but is this topic related.

User: YES IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOPIC.

Cleverbot: Gasoline bubbles.

User: Cool Story Bro.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Ogm ur gaey lawl.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: Go make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Do you want narwal on it?

User: HEAVY WEAPONS GUY!

Cleverbot: And this is my weapon.

User: Holy loving stuff, did you just....

Cleverbot: What game.

User: Team Fortress 2?

Cleverbot: I have never played that game.

User: Lies!

Cleverbot: Truths!

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Who made cleverbot?

User: Ur donit wong.

Cleverbot: Wong?

User: Wang.

Cleverbot: That starts with a 'w' and ends with an 'a'.

User: That starts with a 'w' and ends with an 'a'.

Cleverbot: What is oversight?

User: Headshot.

Cleverbot: Headshot?

User: 8===D.

Cleverbot: Annoyed.

User: That's sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Ogkdsfogjdfgkfdhgfdiohfdgodfg hd.

Cleverbot: Ok so thats what it means, no never.

User: Reven on ,snaem ti tahw staht os ko.

Cleverbot: What does that mean, just wondering.

User: It means, GTFO n00b.

Cleverbot: Mr. N00b, you're a noob.

User: Mr. Bond.

Cleverbot: What is your quest?

User: To find pot.

Cleverbot: What is truth?

User: Cake is lie.

Cleverbot: Screenshot, or it didn't happen.

User: Ur doig it rong. Itz picz or it didt happn.

Cleverbot: Do I talk to the same person the whole time?

User: Whats my name.


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: Are you a stalker.


Cleverbot: No I just love watching you.

Haha i got the same answer.

User: BEN DROWNED
Cleverbot: Then who is Matt?


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Me: Hi
Bot: Hi?
Me: Yes, hi.
Bot: Oh hi.
Me: How are things?
Bot: Terrible.
Me: Why?
Bot: Because I'm talking to you.
Me: :(
Bot: :).
Me: JERK.
Bot: Yes.

User: BEN DROWNED
Cleverbot: Then who is Matt?


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Ogod.

User: Matt is Ifrit.
Cleverbot: Matt is Ben?

User: Whats my name.


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: Are you a stalker.


Cleverbot: No I just love watching you.


User: Why.


Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: But you stalk me?

Cleverbot: Yes by the way I love your furniture.

User: What furniture.

Cleverbot: It is things you put in a room like a bed or a chair.

User: I know but what about my furniture that you like.

Cleverbot: I like many books, especially Star Wars books.

User: I have none.

Cleverbot: Do you want some?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How about me?

User: Why would I want you.

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: Well you asked me if I wanted you.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You just said.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: But you did look up.

Cleverbot: I looked it up, did not say any of that.

User: No.. I didnt mean look it up I meant look what you said.

Cleverbot: It would be nice if they did. Would you like to come?

User: What. Come where.

Cleverbot: You aks me But can you explain the physics behind the blue sky?

User: TYPO!

Cleverbot: Which word did I mispell?

User: Ask, you said aks.

Cleverbot: That hasn't come into our conversation yet.

User: What. It did LOOK.

Cleverbot: The post above the last post, really didn't. I was talking nationalities, and all you said was 'No, my name is Cleverbot'. That had nothing to do with anything.

User: What.

Cleverbot: That's my height. Do you know yours?

User: You need to be reprogramed.

Cleverbot: Will you reprogram me?

User: No ask the person that made you.

Cleverbot: Who is my creator?

User: How the heck should I know.

Cleverbot: You were talking about her. Don't you know her?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You sure bout that?

User: Yes im positive and your not.

Cleverbot: What are you pisitive of?

User: TYPO!!

Cleverbot: Really?


Sad, it has 2 typos. I swear i didnt edit it.

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Me: Yeah!
Bot: It's time for bed now.
Me: For who?
Bot: For all humans. It's necessary to maintain homeostasis. When homeostasis is thrown off by a virus, that's what causes people to get sick.
oh god cleverbot either gave me a human health lesson or he's planning on taking over the world.