Oh my god, this worked out too well! Either Cleverbot is getting smarter or I know too much about acting in a soap!
User: Honey, I'm home!
Cleverbot: Home in Mexico?
User: Of course?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course.
User: Well, anyways, I'm home.
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: I see that?
Cleverbot: Yes often get to hear that one.
User: Is there a problem, Janice?
Cleverbot: Yes, there is.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: They have different meanings and usuages in the English language.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: And what of you?
User: I...I didn't know.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: That you slept with Tom..
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are nothing?
User: If thats what you want me to be..
Cleverbot: I want you to be so much more.
User: I know you say that, but are you just...saying that?
Cleverbot: Ok good for you then I suppose.
User: I guess this marriage never was gonna work out.
Cleverbot: Ok, I hope to speak to you again soon.
User: I guess I have to leave then.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you have to talk about kids?
User: No, not this time, Janice. Not this time.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: Because then I still thought you loved me.
Cleverbot: I don't have a level.
User: I know what you mean, I..I know the proposal was too much!
Cleverbot: You haven't told me the answer.
User: Yes....Yes, I do love you, Janice.
Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me to change?
User: I'm sorry, I didn't know the fuzzy cuffs were too much..
Cleverbot: Thats an appropriate answer I assume. What do you think feelings are then?
User: That you despise me.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: I thought I knew you. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: But I don't know you. How do you know me?!