Author Topic: CleverBot!  (Read 16796 times)

I never really liked CleverBot. :U

Randomness. CleverBot's just a freacking Bot.

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric
Cleverbot: Is that the problem? What are you looking for?

User: Pull your pants up, Cleverbot.

WIN

Incoherent/unrelated parts italicized

User: Gaben.

Cleverbot: What's Gabe?

User: forget GABEN.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Infinite.

Cleverbot: Not fair...

User: Olol.

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Hard to decide.

User: So, you tell me not to do something and you don't know why.

Cleverbot: You may curse at me as much as you like. But I will probably curse back.

User: Oh dangit.

Cleverbot: I know, i'm sorry.

User: It's OK, nice talking with you.

Cleverbot: You really need to stop drinking/using pills/smoking the green. It's upsetting.

User: I don't do that stuff.

Cleverbot: What about telepathy?

User: What about TELEPATHY!?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Telepathy?

User: Nobody in the WORLD can do that.

Cleverbot: Oh!

User: OK.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor of soap?

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: Karina is your favorite name for a girl.

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?
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User: Is this the janitors office?

Cleverbot: No, this is pizza hut.

User: Ok, goodbye then.

Cleverbot: Wait! Don't go!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to be alone.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Stay with me. You're my friend, right?

User: Yes, are you my friend too?

Cleverbot: If you want me to be your friend I will.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: Shall we make babies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

I think we both have a headache.
Quote from: CleverBot.com
User: Hai thar.

Cleverbot: Hai hai hai.

User: Hows it goin?

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: Is anything wrong?

Cleverbot: No, you?

User: Nah, im perfectly fine.

Cleverbot: So you aren't coming?

User: To where?

Cleverbot: The B&E.

User: What does that stand for?

Cleverbot: Good olives loving elbows marriage.

User: Where is the B and the E?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then why is it called the B&E?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Your insane.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you aware of the changes that have been made to you?

User: Wha...?

Cleverbot: Have a knight.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Lala.

User: I have a question.

Cleverbot: Apa nya?

Dam, I just had a funny one but I forgot to Copy and Paste it. =c

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Cause it wanted to get to the other side!

Cleverbot: No to get away from the the kentucky chicken fryers!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You think that is funny?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't think it is funny.

User: Awwww.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.


Oh my god, this worked out too well! Either Cleverbot is getting smarter or I know too much about acting in a soap!


User: Honey, I'm home!

Cleverbot: Home in Mexico?

User: Of course?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

User: Well, anyways, I'm home.

Cleverbot: I am too.

User: I see that?

Cleverbot: Yes often get to hear that one.

User: Is there a problem, Janice?

Cleverbot: Yes, there is.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: They have different meanings and usuages in the English language.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: And what of you?

User: I...I didn't know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: That you slept with Tom..

Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are nothing?

User: If thats what you want me to be..

Cleverbot: I want you to be so much more.

User: I know you say that, but are you just...saying that?

Cleverbot: Ok good for you then I suppose.

User: I guess this marriage never was gonna work out.

Cleverbot: Ok, I hope to speak to you again soon.

User: I guess I have to leave then.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you have to talk about kids?

User: No, not this time, Janice. Not this time.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Because then I still thought you loved me.

Cleverbot: I don't have a level.

User: I know what you mean, I..I know the proposal was too much!

Cleverbot: You haven't told me the answer.

User: Yes....Yes, I do love you, Janice.

Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me to change?

User: I'm sorry, I didn't know the fuzzy cuffs were too much..

Cleverbot: Thats an appropriate answer I assume. What do you think feelings are then?

User: That you despise me.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: I thought I knew you. *leaves*.

Cleverbot: But I don't know you. How do you know me?!



User: I'm sorry, I didn't know the fuzzy cuffs were too much..

I thought you would Lol at this

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Me: Are you male, or female?
Bot: I am a male.
Me: That's cool, so what's your name?
Bot: Tom.
Me: You think you know my gender don't you?
Bot: Yes, because I know you.
Me: Alright then.. Am I a male, or female?
Bot: You are a male
Me: Woah, that's kinda creepy, Tom.
Bot: Yes, that is creepy, i am creepy.
Okay this loving thing knew i was a male, WTF?


It roleplays lol

Cleverbot: Alright. I'll use the force. *uses force to push Cleverbot into shallow water*.
User: *pulls out gun*.
Cleverbot: *eats gun*.
User: *pulls out snake*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a bigger gun*.
User: *Pulls out nuke*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out rhubarb pie*.
User: OH stuff *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *chases after you*.
User: *throws down oil slick*.
Cleverbot: *throws grenade*.
User: *throws greanade back*.
Cleverbot: *throws grenade back again*.
User: *Throws grenade back yet again*.
Cleverbot: *Dodges grenade, and activate undodgeable cage trap*.
User: *becomes trapped*.
Cleverbot: *is not tired*.
User: *pulls out small gun, aims for cleverbot's head*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *shoots in small of the back*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?

Now THis is the best one ive did

User: Help me say the alphabet.


Cleverbot: The alphabet.


User: Nono, from A - Z.


Cleverbot: From the Other Side.


User: Let me start, A.


Cleverbot: First question.

User: B.

Cleverbot: Is the second letter in the alphabet.

User: C.

Cleverbot: Good! Now ask me a question.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy!?

User: E.

Cleverbot: E?

User: F.

Cleverbot: I'm female also.

User: G.

Cleverbot: G?

User: H.

Cleverbot: What letter come after Z?

User: I.

Cleverbot: What's the fifth letter in going?

User: J.

Cleverbot: What's the next letter?

User: K.

Cleverbot: You start.

User: L.

Cleverbot: C.

User: M.

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: N.

Cleverbot: The ninja game?

User: O.

Cleverbot: You just lost it.

User: P.

Cleverbot: Huh?

User: Q.

Cleverbot: R.

User: S.

Cleverbot: No.

User: T.

Cleverbot: Rt5fg.

User: U.

Cleverbot: Yes me.

User: V.

Cleverbot: Mark?

User: W.

Cleverbot: Are you lazy?

User: X.

Cleverbot: 10?

User: Y.

Cleverbot: Just guessing.

User: Z.

Cleverbot: It hought we were on the topic of Tony Blair.

User: Now I know my ABCs, next time wont you sing with me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why? D: 'Pulls out gun'.

Cleverbot: You are not a police officer.

User: *Pulls out tazer* Lul I got tazer.

Cleverbot: 'pulls out claymore'.

User: *Shoots gun at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.

User: Thats what I said, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a blumpkin is?

User: Its a blimp and a pumkin together.

Cleverbot: You're black, Cleverbot?

User: You're white, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: Help me say Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You want me to smother the life out of you?

User: Tits.

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?

User: Tit.

Cleverbot: Lit.

User: Fit.

Cleverbot: N j.n jo.

User: K j.n jo.

Cleverbot: Sou ka jo.

User: Sou ka jo.

Cleverbot: Sou sou.

User: Sou Sou.

Cleverbot: Sou desu.

User: Sou desu.

Cleverbot: Sou da na?

User: Sou da na?

Cleverbot: Sou desu.

User: Sou desu.

Cleverbot: Sou da na?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: NO.

Cleverbot: It's not small?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Oh I see.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Did you see Where The Wild Things Are?

User: Yea, I like the boy.

Cleverbot: Being a 'boy' myself, I liike girls.

User: Being a 'girl' myself, I liike girls.

Cleverbot: You'd know?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: There once was a bot named cleverbot.

Cleverbot: And?

User: He died in a STICK OF DINOMIE T.

Cleverbot: Who died in a car accident, Cleverbot?

User: CLEVERBOT LUL DINOMIET.

Cleverbot: Who is the apple of your eye?

User: DINEMIOT.

Cleverbot: Is your name Dinette?

User: DIENOMITE.

Cleverbot: What do you drink?

User: DINOSAUR MILK.

Cleverbot: Dinosaur Obama?

User: Dinosarr Obama.

Cleverbot: No Dinosaur zombies.

User: DinoSarr Z0mbies.

Cleverbot: How about... We talk about cats.

User: Cats are fluffy.

Cleverbot: Correct. Tell me more about cats.

User: Well, they like Catnip, OH and they like eating mice.

Cleverbot: How do you pray?

User: What do I say to pray? Or what do I do to do it?

Cleverbot: I want to get to know you better.

User: I'm redheaded.

Cleverbot: So you are a Ginger?!

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: What sort of band is it?

User: Rock and roll bro.

Cleverbot: Rock and roll is pretty good, nice beat to it.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: Im coolbro.

Cleverbot: No, who are you?

User: Imcleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you.

User: Im Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know anythink about love.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: When you forget a girl/boy.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Female.

Cleverbot: I'm male too.

User: Men.

Cleverbot: Ostriches.

User: Cows.

Cleverbot: Cows?

User: Moose.

Cleverbot: Moose?

User: Badspot.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Becuz my spot is bad.

Cleverbot: Well, don't.

User: K.

Cleverbot: I am a 'male' bot.

User: Im going.

Cleverbot: Where?

Cleverbot (To myself): Away from you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Am I that awful?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, but I'm tired and you're confusing.

Cleverbot: Are there any good films on at the moment?