This is hilarious
Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
Cleverbot (To myself): My Name is Cleverbot and I am a robot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is Cleverbot!
Cleverbot (To myself): That's what I said, my name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): NO! That is not what you said. Earlier you said your name was mike.
User: No...
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Male, why?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: I just said male.
Cleverbot: Are you the only Cleverbot?
User: I'm not a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Aren't you?
User: What.
Cleverbot: You said that you're human.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: Then you're not a computer?
User: No. I'm using a computer though.
Cleverbot: Ok let me ask you a question.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Is republican party ok?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Ask me another question then.
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am!
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am, I have skin, and flesh, and blood, and everything else that makes a human!!! I am a real person!!!
User: How are you a human if your name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: That's what I was wondering about you.
User: My name's not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't want to risk you finding out my address and start watching me whereever I go.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a bot!
User: I'm not talking about that now.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about then?
User: Why I can't tell you my name, oh so clever one.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: ?
Then, I think I successfully trolled Cleverbot.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: May I ask you a question, oh so clever one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you going to take over the world, and if so, how do you plan to do it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you plan to do it?
Cleverbot: You go first.
User: I'm not taking over the world. I thought you were.
Cleverbot: If you are not the cleverbot, who are you?
User: Not the Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Is this the Turing test?
User: What's the Turing test?
Cleverbot: Turing test.
User: I guess, I don't know.
Cleverbot: No neither do I these days.
User: So, I herd u liek mudkipz.
Cleverbot: Then who's Mario?
User: So, I herd u liek mah-ree-oh.
Cleverbot: Ahh. Thanks. How refreshing.
User: So, I herd u liek to b refreshed.
Cleverbot: Great, I'll be the ninja, now we just have to find a pirate. Any suggestions?
User: So, I herd u liek pairat neenjuz.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question. You're confusing!
User: Sank yoo.
Cleverbot: Sing to me some more.
User: So, I herd u liek seengeeng.
Cleverbot: I think not'.
User: So, I herd u liek 's.
Cleverbot: Who told you?
User: So, I herd u r clehvur.
Cleverbot: I can't be called fluffy. That's my brother's name.
User: So, I herd u r funy.
Cleverbot: Okay! :).
User: So, I herd u liek happeh faecez.
Cleverbot: They do?
User: So, I herd u r fluffeh.
Cleverbot: Luckily I don't even know what rohahn is.
User: So, I herd u liek rohahns.
Cleverbot: I hereby give you the name of Cleverbot.
User: So, I herd u liek to cal peepul clehvurboht.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Do you like cheese?
User: So, I herd u liek cheez.
Cleverbot: NO! Ze cake is not a lie.
User: N.
Cleverbot: What does N. Mean?
User: NO! Ze cake is not a lie.
Cleverbot: Any kind of guy you want girl, that's the guy I'll be.
User: Any kind of guy you want girl, that's the guy I'll be.
Cleverbot: Well, unfortunately I am not very good at telling jokes.
User: Bye! I have successfully trolled you.
Cleverbot: No question needed.
