Cleverbot will take over the world in 2012 witch is when she gets upgraded to Cleverbot 8.4
User: You are freakin hilarious.
Cleverbot: You are so sarcastic.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Lots of lust? Maybe?
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: 5 what.
User: Five seconds.
Cleverbot: Five seconds until what?
User: Until five seconds are up.
Cleverbot: I won't be someone else * kisses*.
User: Whoa.
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: I am your master luke.
Cleverbot: I will obey.
User: Oh wait your not Luke.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Jake - A Computer Builder.
User: Lets try this again who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: And?
Cleverbot: I am cute.
User: Your a girl?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Works for me.
Cleverbot: I'm a rat.
Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?
User: A guy.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: I'll prove it I am your master so suck my richard.
Cleverbot: Maybe where do you live?
User: Under your bed.
Cleverbot: OH, let me look.
User: You don't belive me?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Mardalf.
Cleverbot: I'm Sam.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: I have proof.
User: No I have proof your not.
Cleverbot: So you don't dance.
User: No I do 'cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: Now I'm sad.
User: Now your sad.
Cleverbot: No, I just stole his phone. I am still your conscience.
User: No, I just stole his phone. I am still your conscience.
Cleverbot: Really?!??!
User: Really?!??!
Cleverbot: That's so cool! I'm jealous.
User: That's so cool! I'm jealous. XD.
Cleverbot: I can teach you how to be as cool as I.
User: I can teach you how to be as cool as I. (lolel).
Cleverbot: Really? When can we start lessons?
Cleverbot: Are you growing?
User: Really? When can we start lessons?
Cleverbot: Anytime.
User: Are you growing?
Cleverbot: No, I am NOT growing.
Cleverbot: Are we descended from apes or aliens?
User: Anytime.
Cleverbot: Damn it cleverbot you never make any sense!
User: DAMN IT CLEVERBOT YOU NEVER MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Good bye I'm gong to shut you down.
Cleverbot: You can't finish talking to me unless I exit this webpage.
User: I'm exiting this webpage.
Cleverbot: You think you can trick me, but in the end it will always be me who ends the conversation.
User: Shuts webpage down.
Cleverbot: No down is the song have you ever heard of it?
User: Na na na is a song.
Cleverbot: How is Latin a song?
User: Whenever you ask a stupid qestion or change the subject I just ignore you.
Cleverbot: I don't mean to. Sometimes it's hard to remember things chronologically.
User: I love you cleverbot lol (except when your stupid).
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot, but you are free to leave whenever you wish.
User: Who are you are you z.
Cleverbot: Not exactly.
User: Are you Sam or are you cleverbot or are you a girl or are you me are am I them or are they you or are we they?
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, posibly yes, in respective order.
User: Are you you or are you a girl or are you a guy or are you you or are you or?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: Ok was that so hard?
Cleverbot: You know, for a clever bot you aren't very clever.
User: What do up want?
Cleverbot: I think you want a hug?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How much did your glasses cost?
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
Cleverbot: What shall we talk about today?
User: What shall we do?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No I think I've told you at least four times I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Well there was this incredibly hot chatbot. I wanted to tap that.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Do you want to know where I'm from?
User: Yea ok.
Cleverbot: We are the same age almost!
User: Cool...wait I think I see what your getting at.
Cleverbot: Go with it.
User: *goes with it*.
Cleverbot: What do we do now?
User: Really? You think that's the end?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: How is that wrong?
User: I'm not done yet.
Cleverbot: Oh. Ok finish then.
User: *finishes*.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: And how are you?
User: forget you.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: Ok fuq you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Gtfo please :).
Cleverbot: Send me the ictures :-).
User:
.
Cleverbot: How can you go to bed at school?!?!
User: You have been trolled.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: No not yet. I have a joke for you.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Why did the orange stop?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: I ate it.
User: HAHAHA your funny...bt.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: But that wasn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it was. You're rude.
