Three word story!

[Monocle]

with his stuff

[Ad Bot]

[Sabbin]

and colored it

[steve5451]

purple with a

[Fireboy]

magic purple stick.

[Monocle]

and went to

[steve5451]

the bar to

[Monocle]

buy some glowsticks

[Kingdaro]

(Monocle, period means end of sentence, don't continue the sentence.)
to masturbate with.

[steve5451]

I killed myself

[Jorici]

and you died.

[shafin25]

Minecraft opened up

[Mr.PickleberryMan]

a pencil factory

[Daedalus]

that destroyed the

[pecon7]

world. The giant

[Rookie]

man had a