[100x70] Menen's Search for the Magical Milkshake - Under new management!

[HellHound]

Marc: Now elbow the dumbstuff in the face.

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[Menen]

Menen: Take Zoge's swords after he dies.

[Qwepir]

I'll update as soon as tingalz stops loving lying and tells me where he put the flash drive with all the stuff on it.

[Qwepir]

Marc: Kick zoge out of yourself.

Marc tries to get off the sword but the hilt is proving too wide to get back through the wound. This is all too much for Menen, and he begins to vomit.


Zoge raises his other sword to strike a finishing blow and...


what

[NickTheSushi]

Doomcop: Shoot Marc with Science gun!

[Qwepir]

Menen passes out and Doomcop steps over his body to cover Marc in deadly science, breaking the link between him and Squideey


Marc is now NEAR DEATH

[MyNameIsYou]

God comes and rapes the body

[ultimamax]

DOOMCOP: use SCIENCE GUN to heal marc
carry both menen and marc away to safety

[Qwepir]

Science gun cannot heal without a diagnosis
Would you like to use the TACHYON HYPOSCRIBBLE to determine what is wrong? Of course you do, here you go.

brown townYSIS: Broken ribs all down left side of ribcage, halfway down right. Multiple spinal disc fractures. Blood scan shows trace elements of cannabis, lysergide, horse tranquilizers, and capsaicin. Mass internal hemmoraging. Inoperative liver. Overpopulated sperm count. Cutting instrument located in stomach. Heartbeat unsteady.

DIAGNOSIS: Practically dead.

RECCOMENDATION: Acquire DNA sample for cloning.

[?]

Acquire DNA for cloning.
Hopefully not sperm.

[comr4de]

sperm

Use this to clone him

[Qwepir]

You guys realize that the bleeding is the only thing that's immediately endangering his life right? You stop that, and you can save him. A clone is not going to be guaranteed to have the same personality, and it won't have any memory of the cloned person's life. For all intensive purposes, a clone is a completely different person.

[kanew2000]

stop the bleeding,take out sword and cover it to stop the immediate bleeding,and then have doomcop put him in a medical stasis (?)

get him the forget away from zoge

then release him from stasis and now that you have a diagnosis use science gun to heal all physical injuries,but leave the traces of drug like substances



btw get menen too

[Menen]

I'll update as soon as tingalz stops loving lying and tells me where he put the flash drive with all the stuff on it.

Tingalz is trying to sabotage the adventure D:

anyways...

Menen: Man up and attack Zoge after you take the other imagination sword from Doomcop

[Tingalz]

Tingalz is trying to sabotage the adventure D:

It was under the keyboard and he was too dipstuff to look under it