Ask what the hell is going on here

: What the hell is going on here?

: Some business, my good sir.

: Who are you?

: Who is he?! Who is HE?!?!

: Tollman, sir. Calm yourself.

: I am the Grandest Pooba of the League of the Mustache.

: The what of the what now?
1: League of the Mustache
2: I'm sure he knows that he just doesn't know why there is one.
1: Well look at you, with all the answers.

: Enough, you two.

: So what the hell are you doing here?

: I'd have to ask the same question. I didn't quite anticipate your arrival so soon.

: I did organize the Subject to create a distraction.

: Subject? You mean, that crazy guy was with you?

: Quite! You must be stronger than I, as well, had anticipated.

: What the hell did you do to him?

: That is classified information, good sir.

: Okay...Well back to my first question, what the hell's going on?

: We are busy in the search for quite the artifact, but it appears it's gone missing.

: Some sort of green creature has made haste with our item.