Ask if you can join my musache thing group/if they can help you find the milkshake if you find the green fellah.

The pooba brings out a regal looking badge with a dark red mustache etched into it.

: Sadly, I must deny your request to join our organization at the present time.

: But, you may be able to join us if you do bring us back our artifact.

: Ooh, nice badge.

: This badge will show any and all of our group that you are under our command.

: Wait, under your command?

: Yes, but don't fret. We will have no actual authority over you, it just shows that you're working with us.

: K.