Astronaut: Help Menen down off the pole.
He walks on over and gets you down off the pole and explains the "goings-ons."
: Who are you?
: I AM THE LAW.
: No like, seriously who are you?
: I am Doomcop, sent from outerspace, well at least Earth's orbit, to retrieve a power source for my space station.
: It was stolen by a little green man.
: Ooh, like an alien?
: Pssht, aliens dont exsist. Well, he might be an alien. Just some little trollish looking thing with bright, orange hair.
: OH I'M AFTER HIM TOO.
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