Spanish woman claims to own the Sun.

[Demian]

I own matter and have the papers going for dark matter. Do I win?

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

I own matter and have the papers going for dark matter. Do I win?

No. Because patents are made of matter and people copyright those, so no.

[ThePickleJar]

I own mankind-err-You have to pay me every-err-Just pay me for Christ sake!

[Joker Card]

I own tuna jars. If you break or use one, you owe me 1,000$. Pay up Skyler.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Woman must have been very unsuccessful in life

[HellHound]

Woman must have been very unsuccessful in life

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000 respect

[No2mad2]

I seriously could not stop laughing through the article. Thank you.

[office dude]

LOL ha ha I read the article lol that was funny thx.

[HellHound]

I read about half before I got uninterested.

[HellHound]

Double toast, but I don't get much sun. :c

[Medicat]

Double toast, but I don't get much sun. :c

I'm under my bed not absorbing sun.

I win

[Amy L:D]

I own Nitrogen.

Everyone owes me $100,000,000,000 for it.

If you don't pay, I'll take it all back.

Catch 22. If you take it back, you will kill everyone and no money.




I would probably put together a group to steal your money. :)

[Roknrollwill]

She wants to be an idiot and find loopholes in laws so she can mess with stuff.

Yep

[HellHound]

I'm under my bed not absorbing sun.

I win

Cloudy out and I'm in our basement.