What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[jookbox :D]

I don't know, but i just decided this would be a fun idea.
Post the dumbest thing you've ever heard, It can be a conversation, newspaper article, You name it.

I'll start with this conversation that my friend copypasted. (The last sentance is NOT copypasted, That was me typing.

Kiwibear: Dillpickle: Say Hello to the Government!
Kiwibear: Why.
Dillpickle: I clicked Wikileaks to see about this crap I hear
Dillpickle: And for some reason I can't do anything on the internet, the browser says the www or something is wrong.
Dillpickle: So I have notepad up, and trying to communicate to anyone stalking me.
Dillpickle: Say Hello!
Dillpickle: Heh, You think I'm crazy don't you?!
Dillpickle: Completely Out of his mind on a Governent watching him program.
Dillpickle: Well, you know whose crazy?
Dillpickle: Alxetora.
Alxetora: Tell him to tell the government i said hi

Yeah. Hey dill, guess what. I r in ur c0mpoter hakeng ur internetz

Keep the thread alive, and keep' brickin.

and watching ur pr0nz

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Youtube is a Malware site?

Heh.

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[Qwepir]

Nearly anything on that site would qualify. I'm pretty sure it's satire though. At least I hope it is because if there really are people out there that dumb I don't want to ever deal with people again.

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