Author Topic: If you owned a country...  (Read 1273 times)

You realize that you Brits have ugly teeth right?
Trololo

My teeth are fine thank you.


If I owned america...
I'd close down all places like McDonald's, KFC will reign supreme.
I'll rename america to KFCland/mondayland/mondayville
I'd send the country back to the dark ages
I'd make them sell all their fossil fuels and other resources to european countries.
I'd resurrect Riddler and make him kill every white person there.
I'd then repopulate the place with australians.



... G'DAY MATE.

As a community, I think we should make a country, as a project.

-We'd have a law requiring all people to plant fruit in their front lawn. You can take anyone else's fruit as long as you replant the seeds.

I'd take all the fruit and leave.

Problem, yuki?



If I owned america...
I'd close down all places like McDonald's, KFC will reign supreme.
I'll rename america to KFCland/mondayland/mondayville
I'd send the country back to the dark ages
I'd make them sell all their fossil fuels and other resources to european countries.
I'd resurrect Riddler and make him kill every white person there.
I'd then repopulate the place with australians.

If I owned England...
I'd close down every airport, docking station and other import/export areas and close down every restraunt except a crappy one.
I'll rename it to Teatimepls.
I'd send the country back past the dark ages.
I'd banish the importing of oil and make everyone go on foot to where they wanted to go.
I'd resurrect Stalin and make him the leader when I retire.
I'd then set half the land on fire and kill 3/4ths the population.
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My country would be a small tropical island nation.

El Presidente?

My country would be a small tropical island nation.

-The government would be a Despotism-Republic based on Plato's Philosopher King
-We'd have a law requiring all people to plant fruit in their front lawn. You can take anyone else's fruit as long as you replant the seeds.
-We'd have a strictly bartering market for goods, but the economy would have currency outside of this market.

I thought about this so much in 10th grade, I had everything thought of.
Also religious icons and buildings would be banned from the public. You can worship whatever in your own home, but it will not have any bearing on anyone's lives or the operation of the country.

If I owned North Korea...


I'd get rid of all the guns.
I'd outlaw communism.
Then, I'd say 'I'm sorry about North Korea's previous actions' to South Korea.

After that, I'd say 'forget that stuff' and sell it.

Oh, and whoever did not worship the statue of a flying spaghetti monster, they would be raped, mutilated, and eaten for dinner.

Also religious icons and buildings would be banned from the public. You can worship whatever in your own home, but it will not have any bearing on anyone's lives or the operation of the country.
You seem to have a boner for religion bashing lately.


-Country is a direct democracy
-Government exists to run courts, military, police, public schools, everything else is private.
-Guns aren't registered, you can buy whatever you like
-Internet isn't regulated at all


As a community, I think we should make a country, as a project.
I agree.

I would base the laws on moral.

I would base the laws on moral.
That's what laws are based on now everywhere in the world.


MY moral :cookieMonster:
force everyone to cover their lawns with thousands of flowers colored and arranged into researchagraphic images?
 :cookieMonster:

God this should be fun.

I would want to be on a good sized island, with enough resources to survive on, yet not enough so that the 1st generation becomes lazy and not eco-friendly. Our resources would be pooled in a communistic way to begin work on a self sustaining environment, capable of defending ourselves.

After we had some sort of infrastructure settled, the temporary counsel previously created to control project priority would be dissolved, and a new government would be established. Something I made up, called Par Populus, which in Latin means Equal People.

The countries name would be decided along with other national things; flags, anthems, and the such. Then, as life began flowing more smoothly, I would begin creating a larger foothold in the modern world, possible starting huge projects that would increase tourism and inevitable new citizens. Illegal immigration would be openly punishable by deportation, and only alcohol and marijuana would be legal yet taxed. We would embrace technology from around the world, and hopefully in the last few decades of my life make a mission into space.

I would lay down the ground work for a self-sustaining citizen oriented nation.