How do I milk a turtle?

[Rainbow]

I just bought a turtle, but I can't find the area to milk it from

any help?

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[Squids12]

SHOVE IT UP 'IS ARSE MATE.

On Topic: Have you searched google?

[Rainbow]

Yeah. No help ):

[StarDust]

First of all, why would you want to milk a turtle....

[Rainbow]

I heard turtle milk is tasty.

[Squids12]

Yeah. No help ):

Google normally comes up with billions of results.
I'll try.

[TheChaosCarrier]

milk a hamster

[JAW959]

Suck at it's chest plate.
Acquire turtle-AIDS.

[Squids12]

You can't milk a turtle because it doesn't produce milk within it's body.
Good luck on giving it skimmed milk.

[Nick4t]

Only mammals make milk. 

[Squids12]

Only mammals make milk. 

Men don't have milk, only wom-
 

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Good God, you're one of those artist on DeviantART who draws anthro non-mammals with boobs!

[JAW959]

Good God, you're one of those artist on DeviantART who draws anthro non-mammals with boobs!

Camera.

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Camera.

I'm pretty sure a guy like Camera would understand basic reptile anatomy.

Don't make a joke out of that...

[yogamoanyo]

Go to my doctor thread, IT SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS