How do I milk a turtle?

[Chriz]

Go to my doctor thread, IT SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS

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[IsaacKronenFaust]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_XDNQxV50

[Menen]

Furcigarette likes turtle milk

[Night Fox]

I'm pretty sure a guy like Camera would understand basic reptile anatomy.

In Life Science, we were required to learn all the stuff about frogs.
Never again.

[Nethog]

ya dont milk them you just wish you could milk them

[KadeBL_ID12958]

stick it in his pooper lol

[Nethog]

stick it in his pooper lol

stick what? lets be logical here little boys and girls

[JamestheLeet]

In Life Science, we were required to learn all the stuff about frogs.
Never again.

We had a frog war in life science.
Guts, guts everywhere.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

stick what? lets be logical here little boys and girls

Uhhmmhh
a.. plastic bag 

[Qwepir]

Turtles are reptiles and have no milk. Did that seriously not occur to anyone?

[Chrono]

Turtles are reptiles and have no milk. Did that seriously not occur to anyone?

Oh I don't know.

You can't milk a turtle because it doesn't produce milk within it's body.

Only mammals make milk. 

Good God, you're one of those artist on DeviantART who draws anthro non-mammals with boobs!

[SuperBryno]

Furcigarette likes turtle milk

[Andretti]

^That black guy in the way back looks pretty suspicious to me. :I

[The Titanium]

someone doesn't know why a mammal is called a mammal

[Roknrollwill]

You pull the tail.
Then press the 3rd nerve on his lower back.
The first utter will then activate and show beneath.
Repeat.