igod

[ThatDude]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html see what god says. XD

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[Katamari007]

/cleverbot

[BobSevenSevens]

Me:
 hows satan?
God:
Fine as far as I know.

[Rainbow]

Me:
 Are you a child enthusiast?
God:
Am I a  child enthusiast?  Yes.


o__________o

[ThatDude]

Me: Are you gay?
God: As a machine, i am not really interested in love.

wasnt expecting that!

[Ghøst]

Me:
 POOPY
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  POOPY.  Try being more or less specific.

loving lol'ed

[ThatDude]

Me: Are you calling me fat?
God: No, i am calling you JESUS

[D3ATHCAT]

God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 then go to school friend.
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
 then you arent smart.
God:
You may be right.
Me:
 ok.

lol

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 noone
God:
You think  noone is superior to ALICE?
Me:
 who the hell is alice
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 heaven
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 combo breaker :()
God:
I haven't read anything by  combo breaker. What did he write?
Me:
 WHAT THE forget ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
God:
The topic is  heaven.  Please don't be so rude.

[Donro98]

Me:
 Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
 Boop
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 love
God:
As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
 God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
 lop
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 Loopy
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 Are you a creepbear?
God:
Am I a  creepbear?  Of course I am.
Me:
 OMG!
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 ?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 .
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 T-T
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 My mother.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
 no
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 mebbe
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 Why!?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
 I'm scared
God:
What are you scared of?
Me:
 Chicken
God:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:
 love.
God:
As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed

OMG!

[Nethog]

Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 heaven
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 hell is better than heaven
God:
I call it "Hades".  It could be.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
 Hades is better than god
God:
That's just your personal opinion.
Me:
 nope its a fact
God:
Are you serious?  Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
 yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
 Too bad, it was proven hades is better than god
God:
better than heaven was  proven hades is better than god?  Very interesting.
Me:
 what uh sure
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
 He knows nothing
God:
I get it.   knows nothing.
Me:
 umm
God:
That's alright.
Me:
 ok then
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 blimey?
God:
Yikes!
Me:
 go rot in hell
God:
Where is that

[D3ATHCAT]

<snip>

"go to hell"
"were is that"
i just burst out laughing

[kevin 51l]

Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.

He seriously does that, try it.

EDIT:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 off
God:
I haven't read anything by  off. What did he write?
Me:
 ballsack
God:
I have never heard of it.

[Nethog]

"go to hell"
"were is that"
i just burst out laughing

lol ikr?

[TeslaCoil]

Me:
 Toast or plain bread?
God:
Let us change the subject.

Huge points to you if you get the joke.  

[Nethog]

Huge points to you if you get the joke.  

Raciesm?