Hi, my name is Jessica.....

[HaloHalo]

Wait, no. We need to pour lots o' hot sauce in her mouth. And keep it there.

[Ad Bot]

[TeslaCoil]

Once again it's a Mormon. lol.

Wait, no. We need to pour lots o' hot sauce in her mouth. And keep it there.

I could live on that stuff. Not much of a punishment if you like it.

Apparently the kid didn't.

[Specever]

Only /b/ does the right thing.

[Desolation]

yeah put that punk ass kid in line.
better then that pansy parenting stuff where you talk about feelings.

I'm agreeing to an extent, but cold showers are horrible. :c

[TeslaCoil]

I'm agreeing to an extent, but cold showers are horrible. :c

I use them when i have a fever.

[Desolation]

I use them when i have a fever.

The only time I enjoy them is during the summer, when I have a fever, or when I just got done exercising, other then that I think they're horrible.

[Solid]

I'd spit the hot sauce at her eyes and kick her in the stomach.

What can she do? If she hits me I'll call child services.

[HaloHalo]

but cold showers are horrible. :c

cold showers are nice in the summer

[Specever]

I /b/'d this.

[Freeze]

YOU PULLED THREE loving CARDS TIMMY. NO. YOU DO NOT PULL CARDS. IF YOU PULL CARDS ONE MORE TIME WE CHANGE FROM COLD SHOWER TO HOT SHOWER. YOU WILL BURN TIMMY. BUUUURRRRNN.

But seriously that's just wrong. I don't even get the whole thing about 'pulling cards'.

[Solid]

I don't even get the whole thing about 'pulling cards'.

I think it's something in school. We used to do something similar in Elementary school where our day would be rated by either a dime, nickel, or penny.

[The Titanium]

yeah put that punk ass kid in line.
better then that pansy parenting stuff where you talk about feelings.

[StarDust]

Theres something called spanking, not hotsause and a cold shower.

[Mr.Interceptor]

This was on T.V. like a month ago.

[Nethog]

kill it with fire