Everything You Touch With Your Hands Will Now Kill Or Vaporize

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Touching non-living stuff = vaporization.
Touching living stuff (including humans) = instant death.

You have become Death. Now post away.

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

Touching non-living stuff = vaporization.

aka everyone has already floated away for they are touching earth

[Otis Da HousKat]

I had to have a friend post this because I vaporized my keyboard and mouse.

I am going to give him a congratulatory high five after.

[MegaScientifical]

I was holding my toe and the computer mouse when I clicked this topic...

[DracoSoul]

>was scratching ass


nooooooooooo!

[Joker Card]

Time to clean up Compton.

[Nikki]

stuff. There goes my laptop. Not to mention my ear.

[Joker Card]

Seriously. If I was death, I'd have a hell of a time. See the world, kill people with no consequences, loving levitate, No eating, sleeping or drinking. Thats the life man.

[steve5451]

My mouse and my chair. It's good my kitty just got out of my lap like 10 seconds ago. C:

[Sabbin]

AAGGGGHHHH, MY richard.

[Teneksi]

...

*touches the earth*

[Antallion]

...

*touches the earth*

how do you touch -the- earth? The earth is made of many parts. Youve probably just drilled a hole through your floor or a patch of dirt o killed some grass or something.

[Chriz]

Seriously. If I was death, I'd have a hell of a time. See the world, kill people with no consequences, loving levitate, No eating, sleeping or drinking. Thats the life man.

totally loving metal.

[Joker Card]

Ah stuff my cologne blew up in my hand. Now my hand smells like a mexican.

[blueleaf]

I'm unsure how we can type messages if the keyboard vapourises when we touch it.


Also, pity anyone who was fapping while looking at this thread.