I am such a lucky piece of stuff. -_-

[Joker Card]

My parents say I have it made because I have parents that love me and don't abuse me. Now there is nothing wrong with that, but I still get stuff daily.And whenever I complain about it they say "Aren't you so glad you have such good parent" Like I give a stuff. If I was kicked out of the house, I'd stay the night at my friends houses until I could get some sort of abode. stuff hits the fan and I'm the first one to blame. loving hate this stuff. That's why I'm moving as far from my parents without leaving some sort of a comfort zone. Thinking maybe Germany or Vegas. Or somewhere out in the deserts of Cali.

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[TheScout]

My snake is a magic lamp, a genie comes out if you rub it hard enough.

DON'T FALL FOR THIS.

[MegaScientifical]

brother please.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

[Azerath]

I get it. Haha.

[shafin25]

Take off that super secret lucky leaf clover that your avatar has hidden in its mouth you lucky bastard >:(

[fawkes..]

I'm probably one of the most un-lucky people in the world

[Mr.Interceptor]

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

They are clocks.

[rockslide26]

I just realized how good my life is. I live in a nice neighborhood in a million dollar house. I get really good grades without even trying. I barely ever get sick and am always in good health. The list could go on and on...

[Roknrollwill]

I get really good grades without even trying.

Are you sure?

[rockslide26]

Are you sure?

Yeah. I got High Honors (All grades in the A range) on my most recent report card, and I pretty much am half asleep and half listening in class.

[The Titanium]

why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck why did you steal all my luck

[naturemon]

I have the worst luck possible in games, in real life I am extremely lucky.

Example in Real Life: I didn't do my homework for days in a row and happened to have a sub.

Example in games: I was a spy and a Demoman grenade by chance bounced off a wall and hit me while I was cloaked. (Now this is normal, HOWEVER I was in 2 Fort in the water, in the corner, and the Demoman misfired and it bounced off of a pillar on the top of the bridge (where he was) and landed on me) and this type of luck happened to me the entire round.

[The Titanium]

I have the worst luck possible in games, in real life I am extremely lucky.

Example in Real Life: I didn't do my homework for days in a row and happened to have a sub.

Example in games: I was a spy and a Demoman grenade by chance bounced off a wall and hit me while I was cloaked. (Now this is normal, HOWEVER I was in 2 Fort in the water, in the corner, and the Demoman misfired and it bounced off of a pillar on the top of the bridge (where he was) and landed on me) and this type of luck happened to me the entire round.

opposite

[Skateaton]

My snake is a magic lamp, a genie comes out if you rub it hard enough.

My genie is a while sticky liquid. How about yours?

[Oasis]

Way to exaggerate.

Not everything goes your way. Or your subconscious is tricking you into thinking everything that happens is your way?