My Mother has very illogical views.

[steve5451]

...Jesus used levitation when ascending to heaven...

Pphh....

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[Kira100000]

Jesus used levitation when ascending to heaven.

Nah he used fans.

[Visage]

I wish I had a mom like that, would be awesome to troll her ass all day. "Hey mom I think I am going to get my richard pierced and join a gay pride rock band."

[Kingdaro]

Nah he used fans.

While sitting on a blue ball.

As he was going through white plastic rings.

[Kira100000]

I wish I had a mom like that, would be awesome to troll her ass all day. "Hey mom I think I am going to get my richard pierced and join a gay pride rock band."

Oh god 

[ultimamax]

That levitation thing is bullstuff. It's called an electric fan.

[Oasis]

Tell her you want The Communist Manifesto, The Origins of Species, and Mein Kampf.

[KillerD72]

Tell her you want The Communist Manifesto, The Origins of Species, and Mein Kampf.

You forgot he also needs to order the BluRay copy of Milk :P

[JAW959]

Nah he used fans.

[Oasis]

Ogod lol.

[Altered]

<3 troll science/logic

[Donro98]

This is why I'm a Christian who does not got to church.

[Night Fox]

I'm thinking about relinquishing Christianity at this point because of this.

I was thinking your mom was an idiot before that.
Now I think both of you are.

[Kira100000]

This is why I'm a Christian who does not got to church.

So basicly you just call yourself a Christian and are not actually one.

[AztekaMexico]

all moms are like that. makes me ask the question: werent they teenagers too?