Good News Everyone

[SeventhSandwich]

    Good news everyone! First off, your reading this in my voice. Second off, you are now breathing and blinking manually. Take your left hand off your face, uncross your legs and notice that your jaw is weighted and requires you to constantly be holding it up. Also, your tongue has no natural place to sit in your mouth. In fact, your producing saliva too!

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[Fireboy]

my left hand is not on my face

[Kevdude]

Can't find it now but this is from an image from trolldbot where Professor Farnsorth makes his Facebook update this. OP is cigarette

[Sebster 105]

I don't know your voice.
Hah

[Sheath]

Lol coolio Seventh. I knew about the blinking, breathing, swallowing, and tongue placement discomforts but the jaw thing is awesome.

Don't forgot to focus on walking when in public trololol.

[Joker Card]

I'm singing, so none of that applies to me.

[Kingdaro]

Baw.

[Littledude]

my legs weren't crossed but the rest was spot on, I love this topic

[ultimamax]

    Good news everyone! First off, your reading this in my voice. Second off, you are now breathing and blinking manually. Take your left hand off your face, uncross your legs and notice that your jaw is weighted and requires you to constantly be holding it up. Also, your tongue has no natural place to sit in your mouth. In fact, your producing saliva too!

My god I hate you :c

[Katamari007]

[duke 838]

    Good news everyone! First off, your reading this in my voice. Second off, you are now breathing and blinking manually. Take your left hand off your face, uncross your legs and notice that your jaw is weighted and requires you to constantly be holding it up. Also, your tongue has no natural place to sit in your mouth. In fact, your producing saliva too!

All that was true. forget you.

[Freeze]

Is it bad I had my left hand on my face and my legs crossed?

[SuperBryno]

This.

[_Rave_]

Your hands shouldn't be on your face.  Causes blemishes :c