How did you last die?

[Joker Card]

Ctrl + K

[Ad Bot]

[Shinedown]

Ogre - Quake

[TheScout]

Spawnkilling pyro-medic pair

[Spiderobot]

My adventure in Dwarf Fortress was beat with his own leg bone. D:

[keonesan]

Had a cyberdemon in DooM 2 shove its rocket launcher up my ass and pull the trigger.

[blaman]

Teleporting Minecraft SMP spiders. Bastards.

[Madmitten]

in cortex command when i was ordering a drop crate and then was hit with a rocket which blasted me into the drop zone of the crate which dropped on me

[Legodude77]

creepers gona creep
:C

[Niblic]

I slept on a stuffty pile of wands and my dreamself died.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Super Meat Boy.

I was, well, playing Super Meat Boy.

This. Specifically in a flowing stream of contaminated medical syringes.

[Skip]

I got my limbs torn off and whatever was left of my body crushed by a closing door-thing.
Meanwhile, the other guy fell into a spike pit below.
There was blood and limbs everywhere.  :D

[Jacob/Lee]

A bronze collossus hit me in the head with a dog leather backpack and forced my brain through my skull.

[NickTheSushi]

Mabinogi. I got killed by a Blue Grizzly Bear.

[Oasis]

Haven't died since last week.

[Joker Card]

Hit by a death ball in Portal