Any near-death experiences?

[Caution]

Its a shame I missed your heart.

You're a loving idiot.

Nothing that close. A car accident and getting the wind knocked out of my doesn't seem to count.

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[TheScout]

Yes. Back when I had Appendicitis. My appendix burst when I was in the Emergency room and I could've died from the toxins :c
The doctors said I got veeery lucky.

I had appendicitis too. D:
Fortunately it didn't explode c:

[TechnoPop]

One time I threw a grenade and it killed six people and me almost. It was awesome.

[Night Fox]

One time I threw a grenade and it killed six people and me almost. It was awesome.

[TheArmyGuy]

I hate trains.
I hate railroad crossings.
I hate being hit by trains.
I hate trains pretty much alltogether.
I hate unguarded crossings more.
Expecially with those 3 pretty headlights like 20 feet away from you.
It sucks.
It was loving close.

[Caution]

I hate traisn.

I hate raisins too. :c

[TheArmyGuy]

I hate raisins too. :c

You caught my ninja ffs.

[MasterLemons]

Ok people, stop telling fake near death experiences. I  need real ones.

[Caution]

Ok people, stop telling fake near death experiences. I  need real ones.

Oh god yes, people don't actually get into stuff like this, not gonna happen.

You don't "need" anything, you're not taking a national survey.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Ok people, stop telling fake near death experiences. I  need real ones.

How about me almost being run over?

Yes I almost got run over by a horse

scary stuff bro

[kevin 51l]

Never even had a major injury.

[indyjones]

Four tornadoes hit my house on the same day.

[Tyler66]

Lack of air.
(Choked)

[IkeTheGeneric]

Four tornadoes hit my house on the same day.

Impossible.

[The Doctor]

Well, lets see, Some guy at my school tried to run me over for tresspassing, I got hit in the head with a rock the size of a bowl from 10 feet across, Almost drowned twice, ate a pink undercooked suasage, tazered for 8 seconds, crawled through a patch of Stinging Netal and poisen oak, Stabbed, Shot in a couple of places with a pellet gun, Beaten with a Club. I'm not joking on these, they actually happened to me.