Any near-death experiences?

[Skip]

It was a joke, seeing as he didn't believe my story.

The four tornadoes thing?
I don't believe it either.

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[indyjones]

Look up Minneapolis August 19th tornado.

They will probably say it's 1, but there were several small ones.

[Bloxxed]

Me being almost mauled by 2 German shepherd dogs.
I hate them :c

[Skip]

Me being almost mauled by 2 German shepherd dogs.
I hate them :c

I have an urge to post that image I always used when I "barked" at MasterCookie.
I don't remember what kind of dog it is, but whatever.

[Ziyek]

I was skateboarding with my friend, when some jack off in this low rider truck came by, and I swear on my life he swerved to loving hit me. (he was some senior friend) He missed but he did get my board D: snapped it like a twig. I was sadface :C

[Zapk]

Its a shame I missed your heart.

Yeah...
That's not funny, no

[Rookie]

Yeah...
That's not funny, no

brother please

[Otis Da HousKat]

You're a loving idiot.

Yeah...
That's not funny, no

Oh calm down, if I laughed at his comment then you shouldn't  be so uptight about it.

[Aide33]

tazered for 8 seconds

Ran from the cops?

[The Doctor]

Ran from the cops?

No, some dude just came up to me and somehow got his hands on tazer and then BZZZZ.

[steve5451]

I choked to death on this when I was 5. My grandma gave me CPR and revived me.

EDIT:

-sadsnip-

:c

[MasterLemons]

People, you don't understand me. Here it is again:

A near-death experience is an experience when you would've definitely died, like 1-10% of survival.

You understand me now?

[otto-san]

I almost drowned when I was little.

:c

I WAS ALSO DROPPED ON MY HEAD AS A CHILD

[steve5451]

I did die.

And I was revived ?? minutes later.
I think that counts.

[jonue]

When i was 2 I started to stop breathing cos of some gay reason and i was in hosp for 2 weeks and also i have been 1 metere away from bein ran over