Any near-death experiences?

[MasterLemons]

Oh god yes, people don't actually get into stuff like this, not gonna happen.

You don't "need" anything, you're not taking a national survey.

Please, understand that I don't.

How about me almost being run over?

Yes I almost got run over by a horse

scary stuff bro

Really? Describe it.

Four tornadoes hit my house on the same day.

No.

Lack of air.
(Choked)

Describe it, otherwise, didn't happen.

Well, lets see, Some guy at my school tried to run me over for tresspassing, I got hit in the head with a rock the size of a bowl from 10 feet across, Almost drowned twice, ate a pink undercooked suasage, tazered for 8 seconds, crawled through a patch of Stinging Netal and poisen oak, Stabbed, Shot in a couple of places with a pellet gun, Beaten with a Club. I'm not joking on these, they actually happened to me.

Wow. Pretty harsh.

Well I sort of almost died. Sort of.

I was wave jumping with my friends on a day with big waves. Suddenly a huge one came. I tried to run. My two other friends just jumped into it. Since I tried to run I got hit and fell on my knees. I started bleeding heavily. I couldn't walk for a day. If I had hit my head I would have been knocked out and the waves would have eaten me. Without my two friends and for that I fell on my knees I wouldn't be here today. :c

I guess it was stupid of me to have run anyway in the first place.

stuff. You're pretty lucky.

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Anyway, I've gotten stitches before.

One day, I decided to take a shower. I got into the shower and started showering. Once I finished I was about to sit on the couch, BUT, I tripped on my towel and my chin slammed right into the wooden floor. My skin was cracked completely on my chin. I was crying. It hurt alot. My mother came up very worried. We put a band-aid on it and went to the hospital. We check in and we waited for the doctor. After the doctor came, he started putting stitches on me. I was tired. It took about 5 hours! We stayed there until about 12:30 AM. Once they were done, we went back home. I was relieved. We went to bed.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Describe it.

I was at my neighbor's house and something spooked the horses and they kept running around and I fell down and it was running full speed at me.

but it stopped to poop

[MasterLemons]

When I was little, I woke up in the middle of the night, at 11. (fell asleep at 9) So I left my 2nd floor room and proceeded down the stairs. The stairs have a wall on the left side, but not on the right. On the right, it opens out to the foyer. Our house was still being finished around then, so there were no railings on the side that opened out to the foyer. I fell. Luckily, my mom was on the phone right in front of me. She caught me, dropping her phone. I had bit through the skin between bottom lip and chin, though, so I went to ER and they stitched it up.

Also, once my friend's bike wiped out right in front of a car and he almost got ran over. :o

Wow. And anyways, not really a near death experience. If your mom didnt catch you, and you survived, that would be a near death.

I was at my neighbor's house and something spooked the horses and they kept running around and I fell down and it was running full speed at me.

but it stopped to poop

Uhmm....I guess thats good enough.

[Sebster 105]

when i was 6 i ate like 100 laburnum seeds

apparently if it was about a week later they would've killed me

[MasterLemons]

Ok, I'm telling you now.

A near-death experience is an experience when you would've definitely died, like 1-10% of survival. K?

[bloody jumper]

Well i had two
1:When I was about 4 i fell into a hot tub i didn't know how to swim my mom dived right before I blacked out.
2:My Aunt Laurie was giving rides on her motorcycle I fell on the driveway and got ran over i stumbled to my room and blacked out when i came to i had a wet towel on my head and the tv was on the news channel my head hurt like a mother forgeter.

[Glitchman365]

When I was about 3, I went into the kitchen in the morning before my mom was up. I was probably thinking "YEY BREAKFASTS IN BED 4 MOM!" I climbed on the counter next to the stove, started throwing stuff on it, and turned her up high. ???. Profit! Fire!.
 

[The Doctor]

Well i had two
1:When I was about 4 i fell into a hot tub i didn't know how to swim my mom dived right before I blacked out.
2:My Aunt Laurie was giving rides on her motorcycle I fell on the driveway and got ran over i stumbled to my room and blacked out when i came to i had a wet towel on my head and the tv was on my head hurt like a mother forgeter.

You...had a towel, and a TV on your head at the same time?

[The Doctor]

Oh yeah, around the time I was Six in first grade, I was playing around on the jungle Gym at my school, and I lifted my head to hard and fast and hit it agaisnt the ladder. Severe Bleeding, had to go to the ER, and got stitches. I Blacked out apperently before the teachers and my mom found me lying there.

[brickybob]

I choked on a richard piece of bacon.

[Skip]

I almost drowned once.
I was 7 or something and didn't know how to swim. :c

A near-death experience is an experience when you would've definitely died, like 1-10% of survival. K?

What, they're based on chance?

[Acid]

lol, all you accident prone people.

[indyjones]

Anyway, I've gotten stitches before.

One day, I decided to take a shower. I got into the shower and started showering. Once I finished I was about to sit on the couch, BUT, I tripped on my towel and my chin slammed right into the wooden floor. My skin was cracked completely on my chin. I was crying. It hurt alot. My mother came up very worried. We put a band-aid on it and went to the hospital. We check in and we waited for the doctor. After the doctor came, he started putting stitches on me. I was tired. It took about 5 hours! We stayed there until about 12:30 AM. Once they were done, we went back home. I was relieved. We went to bed.

Didn't happen.

[Skip]

Didn't happen.

That's not an uncommon thing.

[indyjones]

It was a joke, seeing as he didn't believe my story.