Any near-death experiences?

[TheArmyGuy]

Impossible.

1 cloud can create multiple tornadoes.
Typhoons.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Well, lets see, Some guy at my school tried to run me over for tresspassing, I got hit in the head with a rock the size of a bowl from 10 feet across, Almost drowned twice, ate a pink undercooked suasage, tazered for 8 seconds, crawled through a patch of Stinging Netal and poisen oak, Stabbed, Shot in a couple of places with a pellet gun, Beaten with a Club. I'm not joking on these, they actually happened to me.

And my middle name is love

[Tyler66]

And my middle name is love

You get laid too much.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I haven't gotten laid once

That would be sick I'm only fourteen.

[The Doctor]

I hate trains.
I hate railroad crossings.
I hate being hit by trains.
I hate trains pretty much alltogether.
I hate unguarded crossings more.
Expecially with those 3 pretty headlights like 20 feet away from you.
It sucks.
It was loving close.

-Francissnip-

[Freeze]

Well I sort of almost died. Sort of.

I was wave jumping with my friends on a day with big waves. Suddenly a huge one came. I tried to run. My two other friends just jumped into it. Since I tried to run I got hit and fell on my knees. I started bleeding heavily. I couldn't walk for a day. If I had hit my head I would have been knocked out and the waves would have eaten me. Without my two friends and for that I fell on my knees I wouldn't be here today. :c

I guess it was stupid of me to have run anyway in the first place.

[The Doctor]

Well I sort of almost died. Sort of.

I was wave jumping with my friends on a day with big waves. Suddenly a huge one came. I tried to run. My two other friends just jumped into it. Since I tried to run I got hit and fell on my knees. I started bleeding heavily. I couldn't walk for a day. If I had hit my head I would have been knocked out and the waves would have eaten me. Without my two friends and for that I fell on my knees I wouldn't be here today. :c

I guess it was stupid of me to have run anyway in the first place.

Why could'nt the Ice Cream truck have came and made your freinds run to it?

[indyjones]

Impossible.

Happened last summer.
Actually it is possible, though they were F0s.  The weather people were like "NO bAD WETHER TOdATY", and by midmorning, BAM!  My neighbor's 400+ year old tree fell into my backyard, well, every tree on my block is either gone or replaced with these little tree things.

I was on the forums (lol) when the power went out.  I RAN LIKE A BRO downstairs and looked out a huge window like an idiot.  I saw them in my back yard.. only three because the other one went around front.


The Lutheran church nearby's cross got bent from the 'nado..

[Tyler66]

I haven't gotten laid once

That would be sick I'm only fourteen.

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[kevin 51l]

inb4imJohnnyKnoxville

[Funnelcakes]

Haha. No near death experiences here.

[Sabbin]

I died.

[Rookie]

You're a loving idiot.

u mad?

[Night Fox]

u mad?

[ultimamax]

When I was little, I woke up in the middle of the night, at 11. (fell asleep at 9) So I left my 2nd floor room and proceeded down the stairs. The stairs have a wall on the left side, but not on the right. On the right, it opens out to the foyer. Our house was still being finished around then, so there were no railings on the side that opened out to the foyer. I fell. Luckily, my mom was on the phone right in front of me. She caught me, dropping her phone. I had bit through the skin between bottom lip and chin, though, so I went to ER and they stitched it up.

Also, once my friend's bike wiped out right in front of a car and he almost got ran over. :o