Jesus's Computer (Thread reincarnation)

[MackTheHunter]

Dont say "HE HAS INFINITIVE RAM", put it in diffrent terms like "When you open the cover, you see a hallway of Ram cards."
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1.It's firewall, IS A REAL FIRE WALL.
2.He doesnt use aimbot, HE IS AIMBOT.

Just reincarnating this thread. It was going pretty good when Stratofortress had it.

Alright, start posting foghats.

[Ad Bot]

[Caution]

He doesn't have Sims 3, he has REAL LIFE PEOPLE 3.

I have no idea how this works lol.

[Xalos]

I tried to find the processor.


It fits on a pinhead, but when you look at it under an electron microscope, it's clearly some sort of Holy Processor of God.

[Jenxas]

Internet Explorer is the name of the ship.

[Supreme Guy]

He gets over 2000 FPS when playing Crysis at max settings.

[keonesan]

Jesus' computer can run Adobe After Effects on a 32 bit system.

(God I wish mine did. :C)

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inb4"HE HAS INFINITIVE RAM"

[Joseph37b]

HE HAS INFINITIVE RAM

[Cybertails1998]

When he plays minecraft, he can spawn players.

[Miga]

Jesus' computer can run Adobe After Effects on a 32 bit system.

(God I wish mine did. :C)

His system is 65536-bit.

[Comatose]

In TF2, he has all the weapons and hats.

[Tyler66]

Does anyone know his Antivirus?
And whats his graphics card?

[Jenxas]

In TF2, he has all the weapons and hats.

In his TF2, crates don't exist.

[PowerDag]

Does anyone know his Antivirus?
And whats his graphics card?

His antivirus is Chuck Norris 2010, and his graphics card is the Mr. Kickass Ultra.

[Cybertails1998]

He has Doors 4022 Service Pack 6.