Jesus' computer has rolelrskates and so does he.
When Jesus' computer starts recording with Fraps or any other recording software his fps goes up.
Jesus' computer has 6,864,847,320+ Terabytes of hard drive space
Jesus' computer's monitor takes up a larger space then the ego of any averge forum member.
When Jesus plays Grand theft Auto he doesn't.
When Jesus drinks orange juice he makes a remark on it' delicous fruity flavour.
When Jesus plays flight simulator he actually flys an aeroplane.
Jesus' speakers are holo-immersive and have very precise distance and distortional audio output properties.
Jesus doesn't need a microphone. He doesn't even loving exist you gits.
There is no God.
No heaven.
We weren't created by some stupid idol.
We were created by the Universe.
We were just a particle of dust when the unvierse found us.
It's glory changed us.
Shaped us.
We turned into simple organisms.
And then evolved, changing andshaping into our own being.
And one day the universe will come back.
AND WE'LL ALL BE SAVED BY SFKJGHIDHBDKL
Cheese.
Orange Juice.
forget yea.
