I'm signing up.
My name is The_Doodler.
I have no arms and legs.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every day I break what's left of my upper body.
Every evening I break what's left of my lower body.
The pains keep me awake, Until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
My medical bills are extremely high.
I can't afford anything to keep me entertained and keep my mind off the pains.
I also have multiple diseases and parasites, I don't know what ones I have because I have memory loss.
What was this post about again?
Oh right, I'm signing up.
My name is The_Doodler.
And yes you are pretty cool. I don't mean to suck up or anything.