During a dire situation, what would your reaction be? (Game)

[IkeTheGeneric]

During dire situations, many people would react different ways.

Like say, there's something big and heavy flying towards you, some people will dodge, some people with jump and some people will cry.

So, give the below user a "dire situation", and it would be the below user's job to answer the fabricated situation with what they would do, given what would be happening at the moment.

[Ad Bot]

[steve5451]

Alert the authori-
Oh.
Shoot them.

[Altered]

i would ---

You about to be shot by one of my goons. What do you do?

[IkeTheGeneric]

Fap.


You're about to die by a falling lamp!

[Joker Card]

During a nuclear bomb warning, you look up to the sky and see the bomb about 100 feet from your house. What do you do?

Edit: PUSH IT OUT OF THE WAY

[IkeTheGeneric]

During a nuclear bomb warning, you look up to the sky and see the bomb about 100 feet from your house. What do you do?

One hundred feet?

Just curl up and die


What would you do if your ex wife is coming at you with a acidic spoon?

[blueleaf]

Stab the bitch with a spork.

Zombie apocolypse, what the forget do you do?

[steve5451]

Get my gun. Hurr.

You see the sniper in the distance, but you know that the possibility of your weapon reaching him is null. What do you do?

[Joker Card]

duck

You see a man shooting you WAT DO

[JAW959]

Hide behind something.

your mom comes home while your fapping.

[blueleaf]

Slam laptop lid shut.

Judge Doom is gonna forget you up with his saw hand, what do you do to stop him?

[Altered]

punch him

bluescreen
WATUDO

[steve5451]

Restore.

Your dad comes home while your fapping.

[Joker Card]

Send him to 4 years in a pounding-in-the-ass prison

You open your account and find that you now have 500,000 stolen dollars in your accoutn adnt he police are on the way

[Kingdaro]

Something...?

Minecraft development dies.

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