Author Topic: During a dire situation, what would your reaction be? (Game)  (Read 15514 times)

Spam arrows at it while walking backwards.






Oh dear, seems you're stuck in a basement with a pack of hungry zombies about to get in, no way out, and a pistol with a single bullet to your left.

What do.
have the zomibies chase me till they line up and fire my round



every mob ever known to minecraft has just formed a giant mech wearing super versions of every armor overlaping each other
 
it begins to raise one of its creeper fists to make an explode fist


this mech is larger than a biome, what do you do?

Options
Peaceful
That was easy button

[WARNING: HARDEST]
There are 10000 zombie laser ninja robot flying sharks after you, a huge high-explosive frag nuke just 100 feet from your skull, 1000 snipers homing in on you, and, well, 1000000 ninjas running up to you. If you die, you fall endlessly in the abyss and eventually out of the space time continuum. You don't have any powers, not even the HEART power.

What will you do?


fap

Your house caught on fire and your family died

fap

Your house caught on fire and your family died
fap

you're stuck inside a wall

fap


Someone shot you with an ion cannon

slap snake with a dollar bill
megan fox divorced

I'd be fine with it.  I could easily find better looking women on the street.

A tornado coming right towards you.

fap

someone fapped on you.

get the hell out of his way!

You are being targeted by 2 assassins, you have 24 hours to live

Hey, I told the assassins to target me so I'll tell them to stop and hire them to kill the above user.

A giant car will crash into you in 5 minutes. You have a shovel and a brick. What will you do?

get the forget out of it's way

some one stole your richard and ran away, rendering you unable to fap

grab my richard back


Someone stuck dynamite up your ass and you have 2 seconds to live

Scream, "I REGRET NOTHING"

EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER KNOWN AND LOVED IS GONE.

ONE MAN IS RESPONSIBLE.

WHAT DO YOU DO?