During a dire situation, what would your reaction be? (Game)

[HellHound]

Buy more

Your dog leaves a "present" on the couch.

[Ad Bot]

[Malestrom]

Put it in my bro's bag

You are gay

[Celtic Wolf]

Marriage counseling.

You are dressed as a cookie for a drunken costume party. The Cookie Monster comes running in. What do you do?

[Supreme Guy]

Scream FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Cookiemonster and all other SS characters are vulnerable to profinanty.

There's a horde of succubi outside your house.

[kanew2000]

build an arrow tower

There are red wavy lines under your letters.
wat do

[Roknrollwill]

Spell check > Ignore

You are on a thin piece of wire over lava (Sturdy wire)

[Port Akiva]

Realistically? Probably lose my balance and schooch myself over to safety while dangling above the lava, the wire cutting into the flesh of my hands. Nah, but I'd probably die.


Suddenly you're accused of raping your sister!

[Supreme Guy]

HURR IT'S NOT RAPE IF SHE LIKES IT HURR.


Your hair is purple.

Like, BRIGHT purple.

[Roknrollwill]

I shave it off and wear a hat :o

You have orange hair

BRIGHT orange hair.

[Supreme Guy]

It's 6:66 Pm

[Specever]

Impossibru.

The food is gone.

[Port Akiva]

I resort to cannibalism and eat my next-door neighbor because I'm too lazy to go to the grocery store.

Suddenly, Lady Gaga appears in your house!

[Night Fox]

I loving run.
Run like loving hell.

A creeper's peepin' 'round yo carts and home.

[steve5451]

Get the bow and arrow, honey!

Cow looks you in the face with it's 8-bit face. Wat do?

[HellHound]

Smash it with hammersledge!


VODKA IS INVADING HOUSE, VAT TO DO?