Roknrollwill (4): Revive roll fail.
paulcall (3): The pong projectiles miss.
HellHound (2): The flashlight's batteries die. As you look at the bulb, trying to fix it, it suddenly flashes and blinds you for 1 turn.
Status: Blinded (-1 to next roll)
Ultimamax (5): The sock full of spiky legos sticks in them and causes bleeding.
Blaze0 (4): Revive roll fail.
skyblue6245 (1): As you are getting ready to fire Sasha, Heavy comes and kills you for taking Sasha.
Status: DEAD
CyberTails1998 (5): BAM BAM BAM Wall hit.
Niblic (2): The hammer is too heavy for you, so you accidentally drop it off a cliff without hitting the wall.
Wood (3): SA summmon fail.
LeetZero (5): REVIVED!
Jenxas (4): The wall says it doesn't need life insurance, then a tree randomly falls on it.
Wall attempts to summon MEDIC to heal Plaz/Max4344 (6): WALL GETS MEDIC ON HIS SIDE! Medic can heal 100 damage a turn and can ubercharge after 10 turns. Has horrible health, though.
Wall Health: 97,750
Wall Status: Very mad
Plaz/Max4344 Health: 9,500
Status:Recharging tactical troll, Bleeding (-50 health a turn)
Medic Health: 2,500
Status: Starting to heal Plaz/Max4344.
Dead (and can roll to revive): skyblue6245, Blaze0, Roknrollwill
Protip: Don't forget to attack the wall's summons.