Author Topic: You Must Destroy The Wall: I'm not updating anymore  (Read 18134 times)

For people: YES, I GOT PERMISSION FROM CYBER. PM HIM OR LOOK BELOW IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

Alright, for people that don't know, here's how it works:

There's a wall. You must destroy it. Don't ask why. The wall is infinitely high, infinitely sunk into the ground, and infinitely long. So, you can't dig under it, climb over it, or walk around it.

Wall starts with 100,000 health and can occasionally attempt to summon something.

Post your attack. Then, Roll to Dodge dice apply:

1: Epic fail, most likely death.
2: Fail.
3: Sorta fail.
4: Successful.
5: Win.
6: Epic win, you get an extra roll.

Rage: Get it by getting a 6 and then a 5. It makes you do more damage and such and an extra roll. If you get two sixes in a row on a roll with rage, you get Uberrage. That makes you ultra-powerful, but you die after 5 turns.

Ex. I shoot the wall with a glock. I get a 4. I succesfully shoot the wall.

Ex2. I shoot the wall with a glock. I get a 6 and then a 5. I shoot an entire clip at the wall, making a huge dent in it, then throw the gun at the wall with all my strength, causing some cracks to appear.

Ex3. I shoot the wall with a glock. I get a 1. The gun explodes in my hand, killing me.

Summoning: You can attempt to summon something. If you get a 6, you summon it, but don't get rage. Any other number = Summon failed.


Dying:
You can die. However, if you die, you can roll to respawn. If you roll and get a 5 or higher, you respawn. You can only respawn 3 times. After those 3 times (or if you fail ultra-horribly,) you enter PERMADEATH. You cannot respawn and are added to the Permadeath list.

To start

Note: If you are an idiot, i will put you in the "Banned" list and your posts will be ignored.

Permadeath:
None so far.

Banned:
None so far.

Go posting go.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 05:01:24 PM by BobSevenSevens »


Also, you only get RAGE if your additonal roll lands 5.

> I unload a clip of UZI into the wall.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2010, 08:56:04 AM by Cybertails1998 »

Cybertails1998 (2): You somehow manage to shoot your whole clip into the ground, missing the wall completely.

WALL HEALTH: 100,000

Status: CONFUSED (Why is someone shooting the ground?)

Roll Dice Online
Also, originally, i waited for minimum 5 attack posts before updating, but who cares.

> I throw the UZI down in disgust, then shoot the wall with a pistol.

Personally, I use This and set the sidebar generator to 1-6.

Cybertails1998 (4): Bam. Wall hit.

Wall attempts to summon Asplod Mcgunpowders and gets a 4: Summon fail.

Wall Health: 99,900

Status: Angry

> I summon three giants to attack the wall

> I shoot the wall with a pistol. Again.

> I take out my calculator, turn it on and press 1, / and 0. Then press =.

> Throw fluffy bunnies at the wall

paulcall (1): Summon Failed.

Cybertail1998 (6) extra roll (5): Your pistol starts spamming bullets, and you control it expertly and unleash a spray of bullets into the wall.
RAGE GET

LeetZero (1): Your calculator explodes, killing you.

carolcat (3) The bunnies have no effect on the wall.

Protip: You can roll to revive yourself.

Wall Health, 99,400
« Last Edit: December 29, 2010, 03:25:34 PM by BobSevenSevens »

I knock down the wall  :cookieMonster:

Blaze0 (1): As you are running to knock down the wall, you trip, bash your head open on a rock, and die.

Wall (6): The wall summons Plaz and Max4344 to troll everyone who attacks it.

Wall Health: 99,400
Wall Status: Angry

Plaz/Max4344 Health: 10,000
Status: Tactical troll ready!

> I throw a leather bag full of rocks at it.

I rape all of the wall's children.

Roknrollwill (3): The leather bag just bounces off of the wal, doing no damage.

Jenxas (3): The wall doesn't have any kids, so you have no one to rape.

Plaz/Max4344 (2): They attempt to troll, but no one pays attention.

Wall Health: 99,400
Wall Status: Angry

Plaz/Max4344 Health: 10,000
Status: Recharging tactical troll.

Dead (and can roll to revive): LeetZero, Blaze0