Omegle ~ Post your funny chats here!

[JPSC]

Stranger: wow.
Stranger: savage
You: hi
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: fab
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing
Stranger: nothing
You: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: is that an island?
You: 13, uk, f
Stranger: omg really? me too :)
You: wanna b friends?
Stranger: finally someone my age
Stranger: sure.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: wow..
You: what?!?!

no luck again.

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[halcynthis]

Didnt even get to say hi:

Stranger: wanna forget?
You: Sure, want some nudes?
Stranger: yes!
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: ew
Stranger: no thanks

[steve5451]

Stranger: 19f horny, let's lovehchat <3
You: Do you talk to your mother like that?
You: Whore.

:|

[halcynthis]

Oh people can be creeps these days...

[(Hit Man)]

so many child enthusiasts

[Ningyou]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Try the lovey, "adult" version of Omegle! - www(dot)BabesOfOmegle(dot)com
You: ok bish
You: am i lovey enough
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:( no one likes my mantitties

[JPSC]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: f, you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: 19 u
You: 16
Stranger: nic enice
Stranger: from where
You: from usa, what about you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: cali
You: cali?
Stranger: california
You: ah
You: want to see me?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: yea
You: okay http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: hot

[Jubel]

You: hey
Stranger: 28 m
You: 22 m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


 

[(Hit Man)]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: want to see my lovey picture?
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
You: F 18 USA
Stranger: kk
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: well im at the UK
You: right now on holiday
Stranger: hahahaa
Stranger: nice pic
Stranger: ur fit
You: WHAT MATTERS IS HOW I SEE MYSELF
You have disconnected.
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[Jubel]

You: hello?
Stranger: I'm the Oracle. You may ask me one question. Choose Wisely
You: Why can I only ask 1 question?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: sure
You: Am I hispanic?
Stranger: Is your last name Gomez?
You: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
You have disconnected.

[(Hit Man)]

getting 4chan to help with this fad

[(Hit Man)]

well

one /b/ member

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: im a guy, you know where the disconnect button is.
You: what
You: im female
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: thats fine
Stranger: im just saying
You: ohoho
You: age?
Stranger: happy new year.
You: and location
Stranger: im 18
You: and to you
Stranger: you?
You: wow, im 17
Stranger: where you from
Stranger: im from canada
You: wow
You: canada as well
Stranger: this is almost too good.
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: how are you.
You: horny
You: really horny
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ok if this gonna go further...
Stranger: you got facebook?
Stranger: if you say no....then ill know your a guy...
You: course i do
Stranger: whats your name
You: however i rarely use it
Stranger: cool. whats your name
You: I don't know if i should tell you
Stranger: where in canada are you from?
You: Ottawa
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im from toronto...
Stranger: cole enough
Stranger: just tell me your name
You: alright
You: just need to grab a drink
You: Jess Roper
You: got my security settings on facebook so i'll send you a request
Stranger: ok
You: so
You: im feeling horny, want me to send you some pics?
You: do you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mayeb in a bit
You: oh my boobs
You: im feeling aroused
You: was planning to make this my facebook picture:
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
You: So?
You: Are you there?
You have disconnected.
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[kake]

 Stranger: hi
You: wanna see my boobs?
Stranger: duh
Stranger: ofc
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: well i
Stranger: i've seen everything
Stranger: it cant be that bad
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: that was awful
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Lmao.

[DaSord213]

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi! My name is Nathália, I'm 17, female and I'm from Brazil. I'm not interested in love, I just want a nice conversation. I don't mind if you disconnect, but if you think you're worth talking to, please stay :)
You: Cool.
Stranger: u gonna stay?
You: Yeah
Stranger: aah thank you! *-*
You: I've been looking for someone to encourage me
You: I've been depressed lately
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: im here to help you o/
You: I posted a picture of myself on the internet and I got swore out and called horrid things
You: thanks
Stranger: what happened?
You: well this is the pic
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
You: I don't understand
You: why they said some of those tings
You: things
Stranger: Oh, uh, that's nice. I have to go really quick.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D:

[(Hit Man)]

hey guys

bumped