Omegle ~ Post your funny chats here!

[captain blue]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey, 19 m uk. u?
You: 18 m uk
You: right behind you
You: lets do this
You: bend over
You: NOW

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[Aurion]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hey any girls wanna talk im 16 f
You: sure i suppose
Stranger: yay
You: about what?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: do u like girls
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: like r u bi or lez?
You: never really thought about it
You: but
You: i wouldnt have a problem with it
You: why?
Stranger: reallly thats cool im bi
You: ah cool
Stranger: yup so wats ur name
You: cassandra
You: yours?
Stranger: i like ur name mines amie
You: well hello amie :)
Stranger: hi Cassandra
Stranger: how old r u
You: 17
Stranger: mee too
You: earlier you said you were 16?
Stranger: srry just turned 17 i forgot to change it
You: ah i see
Stranger: ya sorry
You: so what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: so would u ever date a girl
You: hmmm
You: i guess so
You: it could be fun
You: and interesting
Stranger: can i ask u a question
You: sure
Stranger: will u be my gf?
You: uhh
You: thats a bit odd dont you think
You: this is the internet
Stranger: ya i know but i like u
You: but we don't know eachother
Stranger: ya i guess ur right :(
You: just because we cant date doesnt mean we cant have a bit of fun though
You: ;)
Stranger: like wat
You: well
You: we could uh
You: talk dirty to eachother
Stranger: ya
You: you start
Stranger: wat r u wearin baby
You: just a bra and panties
You: its late and nobody else is up
Stranger: mmmm take it off baby
You: hmmm :/
You: the way youre talking
You: sounds awfully man-like
You: maybe its just me
Stranger: im a girl for sure
You: alrighty
Stranger: ok
You: i'm taking it off
You: ;)
Stranger: mmm baby
You: slowly
Stranger: mmm i wish i could see
You: i wish you could
You: :C
You: i think you'd like it
Stranger: mmmmm me too
You: i never asked what you are wearing
You: please tell me
Stranger: a red g-string
You: that's it?
Stranger: yup
You: would you take it off for me? :)
Stranger: yes baby
You: mmm
You: i want to see :c
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wanna see baby
You: yes :)
Stranger: if i show u can i see u
You: i would but
You: i dont have a webcam
You: :(
Stranger: do u have a camra
You: oh well, nevermind
You: let's just keep talking
You: what do you want me to do next?
Stranger: put ur finger in ur mouth
You: okay :)
You: what else?
Stranger: and suck on it then put it in ur pusillanimous individual
You: i would, but
You: my snake is in the way
Stranger: wat
You: ?
Stranger: u r a girl right
You: i never said i was
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Corbiere]

You: Hi
You: Helloooo
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Don't then...
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was a very one sided conversation methinks.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Will you be my friends =(
You: -s-
Stranger: ...
You: ... to you too
Stranger: Sure
You: Well, that's settled.
Stranger: I suppose so
You: Yup
Stranger: My internet is sucking hard right now
Stranger: Netflix is barely working
You: Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehu ehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueh uehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehu ehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueh uehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
You: Hue...
Stranger: What the forget does that mean?
You: It means hue, deal with it
Stranger: That's a stupid word
You: You're a stupid word...
Stranger: Damnit
Stranger: That would have been my comeback =(
You: Pmsl...
You: *Not literally*
Stranger: I dunno what that means
You: Omegle ~ Post your funny chats here!
Stranger: Pet my salt lick?
You: Pee myself laughing
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: That's dumb too
You: Heh...it's no worse than lol and rofl...
Stranger: Fpoan
You: You took that long to type 5 letters?
You: You must be gay...
Stranger: I wasn't typing the whole time
You: Sure...
You: Are you gay?
Stranger: I'm on my phone anyway
Stranger: And no
You: Bi?
Stranger: I'm not
Stranger: Nope
You: Furry/
You: ?
Stranger: I have a beard
You: Right...
Stranger: Why would I lie about that?
You: You might...
You: As a young child I was told not to trust strangers...
Stranger: That is awesome advice
You: It's kinda flawed in every part of normal life.
Stranger: Basically
Stranger: What age is it, that makes it acceptable to talk to strangers?
You: 102

Damn...nothing interesting...

[(Hit Man)]

hurry

[nienhaus1]

You: Hi
Stranger: greetings
You: M F
You: Im M
You: 13
You: You there?
Stranger: denmark
Stranger: 19
Stranger: m
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: you like free candy!
Stranger: XD
You: Tell me if this shot of my friend is good
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: k
You: And yes I do :D
Stranger: lovey!
You: lol
Stranger: can i have him
Stranger: ill tret him well
Stranger: i promis
You: Sure only $30
You: But he lives in the US
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: :(
You: lol
Stranger: price to high
You: Do you know of the blockland forums?
Stranger: location to far
Stranger: now im sad :(
You: Do you?
Stranger: nope!
You: Good, Good
Stranger: then tall me if this guy is lovey
Stranger: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs179.ash2/44186_1429944385589_1142233764_31031171_7453165_n.jpg
Stranger: ^^
You: Very lol
You: I bet you have no love life huh
Stranger: Touché
You: Picking up 13 year old guys
Stranger: XD
Stranger: nah im just bored stuffless
You: I know how you feel\
You: Try this game out
You: http://www.havenandhearth.com/portal/
You: Its fun
Stranger: nah!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: not my style sorry
You: Oh well welcome any why
You: way*
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=140033.0 go here
Stranger: good i respect that ^^
Stranger: will do!
You: Ok
Stranger: XD
Stranger: i loled
You: Thats how I found out about this
Stranger: XD
Stranger: awesome!
You: You: hey
Stranger: 28 m
You: 22 m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Best one ever
Stranger: XD
Stranger: indeed!
Stranger: i say this every time somone says ASL? "ASL with out a proper greeting forget OFF!"
Stranger: ^_^
You: lol
Stranger: and most of the tiime it keeps them hangong
Stranger: XD
You: I say Hi most of the time
Stranger: ... and then asl or what XD
Stranger: i feel that asl is somthing you talk about later if the other person know how to be nice to others
You: Age love and somthing I can think of
You: I think where you live or some crap lol
Stranger: true
You: So what now?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: akward pause?
Stranger: what ya say?
Stranger: :D
You: Got skype?
Stranger: cmon!!!!!
Stranger: indeed i do!
You: Name?
Stranger: prince_redbull
Stranger: old bussnic name sorry XD
Stranger: but yes thats the one!
You: added you
You: Dis?
Stranger: yes!

[(Hit Man)]

500 views

nawt enough posts :C

[Hiiro3293]

You: Ahoy
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 Female, CAlifornia
Stranger: good
You: And you?
Stranger: i like california
Stranger: 20 male italy
You: :o
You: Want to see one of my nudes? =D
Stranger: ooh yees
Stranger: please
Stranger: i'm horny
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
You: <33
You: Bombshell right?
Stranger: you are very lovey?
You: Thank you :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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[steve5451]

Rofl.

[jookbox :D]

Conversation i've been having with a friend (On steam) that's been going on for about two hours.

Gentoo'11: eOAOAOOAOAOAO
Alxetora: I
Alxetora: Have been playing starcraft
Alxetora: alllll night.
Alxetora: Last night
Alxetora: Up untill like
Alxetora: five minutes ago
Alxetora: when my mom woke up
Alxetora: and said i could use the internet.
Alxetora: asfd.
Alxetora: I remember every cheatcode for that game, or at least alot of them
Gentoo'11: I may get some headphones soon. That way I can FINALLY voicechat with friends.
Alxetora: Not me't least
Alxetora: I don't have a mic
Alxetora: Well i do but it's full of dust and stuff.
Gentoo'11: Lol
Alxetora: And it picks up sound horribly.
Alxetora: GYAH
Alxetora: forget
Alxetora: I HATE YOU MEDIAPLAYER.
Alxetora: asfd.
Gentoo'11: Anyway, that thing I made.
Gentoo'11: I think you will like it
Alxetora: I had my volume on high because starcraft's default volume is low
Alxetora: And gimme a goddamn link or summin'
Gentoo'11: wat
Gentoo'11: Servers up.



Gentoo'11: um
Gentoo'11: ?
Alxetora: Schniest how many addons do you have.
Alxetora: PRUNE JUICE MAKES PIRATE SHIPS
Alxetora: YES.
Gentoo'11: yes
Gentoo'11: Come back
Gentoo'11: I am lonely :C
Gentoo'11: I guess i'll get Elevator Mod then..
Alxetora: asf
Alxetora: Get the mod
Alxetora: I'll be back
Alxetora: And
Alxetora: I crashed that time
Gentoo'11: 2wwwwjkwiuweqq
Alxetora: cause of some addon
Alxetora: or something.
Gentoo'11: I did recently get Kalph's music.
Alxetora: Music is not a problem.
Alxetora: sturpid


Gentoo'11: forget ALXE
Gentoo'11: NOOOO!!!!
Gentoo'11: I GOT HIT WITH THE loveY TRUCK AGAIN.
Gentoo'11: FOR LIKE, THE 3RD TIME
Alxetora: MWAHGFHDSHG
Alxetora: What
Alxetora: oh
Alxetora: rite
Gentoo'11: >:C
Gentoo'11: THANKS ALOT
Gentoo'11: I don't want to be cursed with ugliness
Alxetora shoves you in a hole and pours petrolium in
Gentoo'11: AGGGG!!
Gentoo'11: NOOOO!!!
Alxetora drops a match in the hole, and pushes a lid over the top
Alxetora: :Trollface:
Gentoo'11: RRNRNRNRRNRNRNRNR
Alxetora walks away
Gentoo'11: RMMMMMRRRGFG!
Gentoo'11: RRRPPHHH!!
Gentoo'11: MRRRRRGGHPPHHH!
Gentoo'11: Wait a tick..
Gentoo'11: How did you even manage to GET me in the hole?
Alxetora: Easy. I pushed you in.

Gentoo'11: *Demoguin sits on a roof, with a RPG
Alxetora turns just in time to see it
Gentoo'11: DIE YOU NO GOOD VARMINT!... unnghhh
Alxetora: HOLLLLLLLLLLLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TT
Alxetora: -slomo-
Gentoo'11: *FUAANNNkool kids klub----
Gentoo'11: SSSSSHSGSHGSHSGSHSGSHSGSHSG----
Alxetora roundhouse kicks the RPG And it veers off course, hitting a car in the distance
Alxetora: AHAAHAHAH
Alxetora: OH
Alxetora: WOWWWW.
Alxetora: WAHAHAH
Alxetora rolls around on the ground laughing
Alxetora: afds
Alxetora blows his nose into his bandanna, and then keeps laughing
Gentoo'11: *Bullet penetrates the ground beside Alxe
Alxetora: AHAAHHAHAH
Alxetora: WO-
Alxetora: What the hell wa-
Alxetora: Hell what


Alxetora hops in a truck
Alxetora: loveY TRUCK BITCH
Alxetora runs over gentoo

[deadpossom]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sow , where do you live ?
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: oh my god you type too slow :3
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

[(Hit Man)]

Conversation i've been having with a friend (On steam) that's been going on for about two hours.

Gentoo'11: eOAOAOOAOAOAO
Alxetora: I
Alxetora: Have been playing starcraft
Alxetora: alllll night.
Alxetora: Last night
Alxetora: Up untill like
Alxetora: five minutes ago
Alxetora: when my mom woke up
Alxetora: and said i could use the internet.
Alxetora: asfd.
Alxetora: I remember every cheatcode for that game, or at least alot of them
Gentoo'11: I may get some headphones soon. That way I can FINALLY voicechat with friends.
Alxetora: Not me't least
Alxetora: I don't have a mic
Alxetora: Well i do but it's full of dust and stuff.
Gentoo'11: Lol
Alxetora: And it picks up sound horribly.
Alxetora: GYAH
Alxetora: forget
Alxetora: I HATE YOU MEDIAPLAYER.
Alxetora: asfd.
Gentoo'11: Anyway, that thing I made.
Gentoo'11: I think you will like it
Alxetora: I had my volume on high because starcraft's default volume is low
Alxetora: And gimme a goddamn link or summin'
Gentoo'11: wat
Gentoo'11: Servers up.



Gentoo'11: um
Gentoo'11: ?
Alxetora: Schniest how many addons do you have.
Alxetora: PRUNE JUICE MAKES PIRATE SHIPS
Alxetora: YES.
Gentoo'11: yes
Gentoo'11: Come back
Gentoo'11: I am lonely :C
Gentoo'11: I guess i'll get Elevator Mod then..
Alxetora: asf
Alxetora: Get the mod
Alxetora: I'll be back
Alxetora: And
Alxetora: I crashed that time
Gentoo'11: 2wwwwjkwiuweqq
Alxetora: cause of some addon
Alxetora: or something.
Gentoo'11: I did recently get Kalph's music.
Alxetora: Music is not a problem.
Alxetora: sturpid


Gentoo'11: forget ALXE
Gentoo'11: NOOOO!!!!
Gentoo'11: I GOT HIT WITH THE loveY TRUCK AGAIN.
Gentoo'11: FOR LIKE, THE 3RD TIME
Alxetora: MWAHGFHDSHG
Alxetora: What
Alxetora: oh
Alxetora: rite
Gentoo'11: >:C
Gentoo'11: THANKS ALOT
Gentoo'11: I don't want to be cursed with ugliness
Alxetora shoves you in a hole and pours petrolium in
Gentoo'11: AGGGG!!
Gentoo'11: NOOOO!!!
Alxetora drops a match in the hole, and pushes a lid over the top
Alxetora: :Trollface:
Gentoo'11: RRNRNRNRRNRNRNRNR
Alxetora walks away
Gentoo'11: RMMMMMRRRGFG!
Gentoo'11: RRRPPHHH!!
Gentoo'11: MRRRRRGGHPPHHH!
Gentoo'11: Wait a tick..
Gentoo'11: How did you even manage to GET me in the hole?
Alxetora: Easy. I pushed you in.

Gentoo'11: *Demoguin sits on a roof, with a RPG
Alxetora turns just in time to see it
Gentoo'11: DIE YOU NO GOOD VARMINT!... unnghhh
Alxetora: HOLLLLLLLLLLLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TT
Alxetora: -slomo-
Gentoo'11: *FUAANNNkool kids klub----
Gentoo'11: SSSSSHSGSHGSHSGSHSGSHSGSHSG----
Alxetora roundhouse kicks the RPG And it veers off course, hitting a car in the distance
Alxetora: AHAAHAHAH
Alxetora: OH
Alxetora: WOWWWW.
Alxetora: WAHAHAH
Alxetora rolls around on the ground laughing
Alxetora: afds
Alxetora blows his nose into his bandanna, and then keeps laughing
Gentoo'11: *Bullet penetrates the ground beside Alxe
Alxetora: AHAAHHAHAH
Alxetora: WO-
Alxetora: What the hell wa-
Alxetora: Hell what


Alxetora hops in a truck
Alxetora: loveY TRUCK BITCH
Alxetora runs over gentoo

Its called Omegle, not loving steam

[luluthe42nd]

Its called Omegle, not loving steam

you had to loving QUOTE THE WHOLE THING, didnt you?

[leonstormrat23]

This is the most pointless website ever.  Chat with random creeps, first try and lol'd

You:  Sup.

Stranger:  Hello, my little puppet.

You: Hello, my kittens chew toy.

Stranger:  I wanna be your chew toy.

You:  Keep dreaming friend.

Stranger: Location?

You: Everywhere.

Stranger:  Even in my snake? :D

You:  You freaking moron, no. My location is everywhere I am everywhere I want to be and the location is on my blacklist.

Stranger:  Do you like masturbating to music?

You:  Do you go to ICA?

Stranger:  Yes, whyso?

You:  Do you hang out in the boys bathroom?

Stranger: Yups.

You: Magic 101.

Stranger: Oh yeah.

You:  You might know sheldon.

Stranger:  J.A.?

You: CODY!?!?!?!?!??!? WTF ARE YOU DOING cigarette!

"Cody": ......... /twitches  J.A?  OGM!  I can't belive I said that to you....

You:  Holy crap, stay away from me you cigarette.

Cody:  Unfortunatly, I can't since our parents are best friends.

You: I am getting my retraining order.

[(Hit Man)]

you had to loving QUOTE THE WHOLE THING, didnt you?

Shut up, my thread