Omegle ~ Post your funny chats here!

[kake]

Okay. Please take down your 1621px wide images as my monitor is only 1024px wide and is causing major problems also considering the text is huge and I'm in the living room.

I have a 2159m 

[Ad Bot]

[Prince N]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2743/lukeusetheforce.png

Hault the irritation, Stop the duration*

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/286/shutcurtainsturnoffinte.png

Batch #2

[RAMIREZ!YaSuck!]

deleting chat because it was mega funny!

[WhatevaGuy]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: lesbian?
You: yes
Stranger: doubt it
You: oh i thought you were offering

You have disconnected.

:D

[TheScout]

scarysnip

Sounds like Saw video game.

[RAMIREZ!YaSuck!]

lol
Stranger: IF YOUR NOT A HUGE JUSTIN BIEBER FAN DISCONNECT NOW .
You: lol
You: youre a fan right?
Stranger: whaaat?
Stranger: yeaaah
Stranger: BIG TIME
You: im anti bieber, haha
Stranger: WELLL EEFFF YOOOOU .
You: justin bieber is a beaver...
You: shes sounds like girl
You: and she sing with lady gaga!
Stranger: youuur dad sounds likke a girl .
You: shes a lesbian.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol.

[COOKIEZ]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: My name is dd
Stranger: Ddlorise
You: wanna see a stuff brix picture
Stranger: sureee!
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: awww didnt work
You: ?
Stranger: h.o
You: copy paste 2 address
Stranger: is that u?
You: trolololol
You: no
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 32 decent male from UK and u ?
You: if your not a pickle im not talking to you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[stalker]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: hi im a bi 20 male from canada and horny
You: AM I HOT
Stranger: cant open it
You: COPY AND PAST IT
Stranger: it says
Stranger: image too fat
You: ?
You: LIES
You have disconnected.

[Cheemo]

Some people are just no fun.


You: hello
You: are you black
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
You: good
You: what race are you
Stranger: white
You: is it true that white people have tiny richards
Stranger: no
You: oh okay
You: what about asians
Stranger: yes
You: when have you seen an asian richard
Stranger: no
You: do you import them for food or something
You: you sick bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RAMIREZ!YaSuck!]

You: 你好
You: hi
Stranger: im sorry i speak english...
Stranger: oh,
Stranger: how did you do that?
You: keyboard off ebay
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
damm.

[RAMIREZ!YaSuck!]

ok another,
Stranger: hii..are u a naughty girl?? ;)
You: yes
Stranger: asl/
Stranger: ?
You: 50 m usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
its time for some jokes!

[bizzy122]

hello

[UncleNinja]

This service is amazing.

[DrDefender]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: /b/
You: ?
Stranger: yep
You: LOL
You: hay look
You:  http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg

You: That's me
Stranger: OH MY GOOOOOOD
You: I knopw
You: Im a beast
You: I forget girls
You: alot
You: and stuff
Stranger: i know this
You: wat
You: how

[grandmastersora]

Stranger: heyy:)
You: heyy
Stranger: whats up?
You: nm, facebook, youtube, omegle :P you?
Stranger: listening to music
You: cool
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: so whats ur name
You: Depends...on what day it is...sometimes I'm Sora, sometimes I'm Naruto, sometimes I'm Marluxia, sometimes I'm Misa, sometimes I'm L, sometimes I'm Leah, sometimes I'm Luke
Stranger: what?
You: Lol
Stranger: is that pokemon
Stranger: ??
You: No, Sora and Marluxia are from Kingdom Hearts, Naruto is from Naruto Shippuden, Misa and L are from Death Note, Luke is from my imagination, and Leah...well Leah is....my actual name :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awwwweh...nobody likes my cosplayness