Author Topic: Favorite Game Quotes  (Read 5199 times)

Need a dispenser here. - Scout TF2

"What was that little cards? You all want to fight with me? This is good plan."
-Heavy
"nope"
-Engineer
"K to the I to the A, zom-bitch"
-Tank Dempsey
"Oh, look. I made a shtumpy"
-Doctor Richtofen
"We're oscar mike. Er, JFK"
-John F. Kennedy
"Where's your capitalist secret service perro?"
-Fidel Castro
"Hey, look! Castro's surrounded. Let's point and laugh at him."
-JFK
"You are dead now! But you were dead before! Ahh forget you!"
-Nikolai; Black ops zombies

"You smell like popcorn. Now I'm pissed." -Dr. Ned, Borderlands

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I'm gonna need a bigger gun.


"AND THEN A COUPLE OF GUYS THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD"


And yes, it's actually from a game
No it's not, that's from that Bellair show. I think Will Smith is in it.

"Sarge when do we get to rest?"
Polonsky, COD WAW

"AHHHHHHHH" Toon Link, The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker
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"Bonk!"
-Scout, Team Fortress 2 (2008)

"A man chooses, a slave obeys. "
-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock (2007)


The joke is, I've never played those games. :3
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"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Out-gunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a Self Delete mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."
— Captain Price's speech in the cutscene of Just Like Old Times

"This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die."
— Captain Price's speech in the intro to Endgame

"That was my first thought but your arse had all the C4."
— Captain Price talking to SSgt. Griggs in "Ultimatum".

"Dominated! You spastic little gremlin!"
- TF2 Sniper when he dominates a Scout

"MY FLESH! EET BURNS!"
-TF2 Heavy when on fire

TWWWAAAUUGHGHGHGMMMPP - A sound that Dora makes when landing after jumping in some PS1 game.

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you' That was great."
- GLaDOS from Portal

"In laymens terms: Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out!"
- GLaDOS from Portal

"We at the Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak."
- GLaDOS from Portal Yes. I like Portal. I love basically all quote from it.

"They thought it was an apple, but really it was a grenade."
- Worm from Worms Reloaded

"* Squelch Noise*"
- Meat Boy from Super Meat Boy
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