Monty - A dynamic program that learns English from you

[Cybertails1998]

"historically, english words are a program"

lolwhut
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"forget you doing today?"

"hello jack"
>hello monty
"i am monty"
yay--
>i am jack
"hello monty"
D:

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[Madmitten]

lol your monty is handicapped

[Cybertails1998]

lol your monty is handicapped

i dont know hpw to teach him so i just mess around

[Madmitten]

i dont know hpw to teach him so i just mess around

i dont teach him and i mess around a bit and he provides somewhat ambiguous answers to everything.

also:

user: yes what
monty: livin in the mist
user: how is it there
monty: climax


user: i like gta
monty: what
user: its a video game
monty: smell of wine and on to sing the gorilla straight motherforgetin killas in a smokey room

[Gear]

user:your name is monty
Monty: :3

user:your name is monty
Monty:your name is delicous

._.

[frogger3140]

<Monty> go play drink the chemicals under the forget

sig'd

[Kevdude]

monty: smell of wine and on to sing the gorilla straight motherforgetin killas in a smokey room

I see you tried to sing don't stop believing

[Madmitten]

I see you tried to sing don't stop believing

user: some are born to sing the blues
monty: he took the midnight train going anywhere

[Anybody]

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<user> no i am not like a cup of tea
<monty> yes
<user> no
<monty> no you
<user> you are stupid
<monty> how are you are you are you are monty is monty is anybody


[Oasis]

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<user> no i am not like a cup of tea
<monty> yes
<user> no
<monty> no you

Lol.

[Shinji]

<User> no, your name is monty
<Monty>hello, how are you such a douche?
<User>slut
<Monty>forget you man.

[Mario71]

<User> dat monday is stealing your stuff
<Monty> if i were your turtle
<User> and raping your wife
<Monty> and raping your house

entire chat is "wat"

EDIT:

<User> nights gonna be a good night
<Monty> take your stuff
<User> tonights gonna be a good good night
<Monty> yo yo yo yippie yo yo yo yippie yay snoop doggie dog in the deep blue sea

[Shinji]

Douche.



I would love for one of you to try to have a conversation with my Monty.

[skelolego229]

user: slut!
Monty: bitch!
user:slut!
Monty:bitch!
/American dad reference

[otto-san]

<Monty> go kill yourself.
<User> well, that wasn't very nice!
<Monty> i'm pretty sure you what?
<User> i what?
<Monty> go kill yourself.
<User> well!
<Monty> go kill yourself.

LATER:

<Monty> i'm klavdiya.
<User> lies!
<Monty> you're just the sentence structure.


<Monty> i think you're a little.
<User> a little what?
<Monty> no one condemning, you're a different sentence structure.

<Monty> look at these people, amazing how sheep'll show up like you're insolent, aren't you?
<User> you're *still* getting the song wrong!
<Monty> go kill yourself.

<Monty> i see, or don't make me.
<User> what?
<Monty> what?
<User> ...
<Monty> you're from another country that wasn't very nice.

<Monty> you made the sentence so we backtracked a madam?

<Monty> don't make the sentence so we backtracked a madam?

<Monty> you're a mean person.
<User> i know.
<Monty> no.
<User> i'm sorry.
<Monty> go kill yourself.

<User> you're a horrible person!
<Monty> that kind of person.
<User> yep.
<Monty> yay! you know you just the sentence structure.

<User> because you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"
<Monty> why can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

<Monty> why can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"

<Monty> why can't spell "slaughter without "laughter"

<Monty> i see, or don't make you even know my name!

<User> the cake is a lie.
<Monty> what?
<User> the cake is a lie.
<Monty> exactly!
<User> i know!
<Monty> what?
<User> what?
<Monty> no, but that's okay, they hear the worst kind of the cake is klavdiya.
(He has mentioned "they" several times, but never says who "they" are.)