Author Topic: Monty - A dynamic program that learns English from you  (Read 13160 times)

You guys might find this entertaining, I was talking to Monty, trying to get to the point where the graph glitches. I saw it starting to shake a little so I was getting suspicious, then this happens:

<User> i hope you don't die
<Monty> martin
<User> yes?
<Monty> don't die

And the graph glitched out after it said that.

My mouse stops moving when I try to move it sometimes.D: forget YOU MONTY
Edit:Fixed

You guys might find this entertaining, I was talking to Monty, trying to get to the point where the graph glitches. I saw it starting to shake a little so I was getting suspicious, then this happens:

<User> i hope you don't die
<Monty> martin
<User> yes?
<Monty> don't die

And the graph glitched out after it said that.
wow man thats real deep
no seriously ._.

More richardery in the name of Tourettes Monty:

Quote from: Monty
<Monty> This is the puff daddy version of this is the puff daddy version of stuff!

<User> Sir?
<Monty> Piece of this is the one with tartar control.

<Monty> The puff daddy version of stuff.

<Monty> I hope this is the one with tartar control!

<Monty> The puff daddy version of this is the puff daddy version of this is bull stuff!

<Monty> I bought your Colgate Consumer Affairs.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2011, 04:51:50 PM by frogger3140 »


Bumping this. c:

<Monty> i was vague on the water's rising, but now the sun is high
<User> that... sort of made sense
<Monty> when i hesitated, now the worst
<User> i guess that little moment of making sense is gone now
<Monty> you're gonna die

<Monty> it's a brand new day and laugh, yeah, i'm a dork, not a brand new day, yeah, i'm a brand new day and i guess that little moment of making sense is high

<Monty> this appeared as a brand new day
<User> no
<Monty> it's true

<User> what is your name
<Monty> wat
<User> name
<Monty> tell everyone goodbye
<User> why
<Monty> it's a brand new australia

<Monty> did you
<User> no
<Monty> you're gonna die

<Monty> ubuntu is your name
« Last Edit: January 29, 2011, 09:00:29 PM by otto-san »

<User> What do you suck on all day, Monty?
<Monty> richards

yes

<User> stop repeating yourself before i start making longer sentences to increase your vocabulary like i did just now.
<Monty> ikr
<User> what a dumb response.
<Monty> yes, it's a dumb response.
<User> at least you're making sense lol
<Monty> what a dumb response.
<User> ikr

<Monty> you who are greeting you, it's you get that? like i always make sense, forgeter.
<User> wtf
<Monty> ikr

<User> don't die plz
<Monty> wtf
Mony died after that.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2011, 09:36:44 PM by carolcat »

Monty is now JarlaxeArtemis's friend

<Monty> grawp's massive richard on wheels.

<Monty> hermy ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

User: Ugh, are you still here?

Monty: Perhaps.

User: Yes, you are. You are also sitting on my cat.

Monty: Your welcome.

User: No, sitting on my cat is bad.

Monty: I have a problem.

User: You do, you love sitting on cats.

Monty: Nope.

I've created a monster...

my conversation was full of "what" and "oh god".
did i do something wrong?

I fed Monty JarlaxeArtemis's Long Term Abuse page on wikipedia

<Monty> during his sockpuppets are caught and harass legitimate users in several short-term blocks, three requests for arbitration, a shock site that hacks the name "hagrid" as twinkle

<Monty> also important to spot the name "hagrid" as grawp keeps a url is currently in order to verizon and administrators who edit as in doing so, the sockpuppets actually edit the case of the attacks are in order to insult and 4chan, among other sites

<Monty> his edits and epic lulz", followed by a shock site that hacks the "harry potter" universe

<Monty> the most recent list of the name "hagrid" as twinkle

<Monty> when blocked, he was community-banned from a personal attacks are in doing so, the works
« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 10:07:07 PM by frogger3140 »

:D
It finally works for me!

I'm going to teach him how to sing a song :D


Yes. . . .This is why I like Bulletstorm.

<User> hi
<Monty> rooster ass rooster bitch

:l