It always bothers me to say tits or boobs in a serious conversation, but it's even worse to say breasts because it feels like I'm being overly detached from the loveual connotations that the words boobs and tits have.
Anyways, back to talking about women's chests, there's something wrong and I can't put my finger on it. Don't interpret that the wrong way. I think it might just be the entire body shape being off somehow. You're at an overly simplified point where I'm not sure what part is the issue.