Here are the Rules:
Rule #1: Don't listen to rule #2
Rule #2: Listen to rule #1
Rule #3: Do not, under any circumstances, Listen to rules numbered 1, 2, 4, or 7.
Rule #4: Listen to rule #3
Rule #5: Do not listen to this rule.
Rule #6: Don't listen to rule number 8.
Rule #7: Ample Parking
Rule #8: Tacos
Rule #9: DO NOT listen to rule #6!!!!!!!!!!
Rule #10 [final rule]: Do not listen to the final rule.
Rule #11: If you do not get why rule #11 is here, consult rule #10.
Rule #12: Listen to rule #11
Rule #13: :U
Rule #14: always [image below] horrible topics.
Rule #15: If you do not get these rules, consult rule number 108.3141592657539.