Author Topic: I'm Getting Old :C  (Read 3996 times)


I'm 16 and I know more about drugs and anything else illegal than my parents and relatives.

The internet has destroyed me :c
To much hours on the computer has destroyed my eyes/back/hands.
I have tendinitis,
worse eyesight then my grandmother,
back problems,
and other stuff.

I'm 16 and I know more about drugs and anything else illegal than my parents and relatives.
congratu loving lations

congratu loving lations
Can you type that in English. if it is in English, Laymans terms please.

Nop
When i grow up I wanna work in the gaming business
Valve


Protip; Ejaculation keeps you younger for longer.
Sperm is actually pure age in a concentrated liquid form and when it touches an un-fertilized egg it gives your age to the egg which makes it grow :o
Same basic principle as succubus's kissing men to drain their life so that the succubus can stay alive or whatever


Science
hot
 :cookieMonster:

I get scared when I think that I am driving and applying for colleges next year.  I am like...frightened to grow up.

It makes me very sad, actually.

I can't wait to grow up. Cause honeslty, I don't give a forget in someone walks into my room when I'm 35 and I'm building a lego set. I'm a kid at heart.

Asian naturaly grow older much faster than the average white person, but thats ok that just means you're going to die before me  :cookieMonster:

Asian naturaly grow older much faster than the average white person, but thats ok that just means you're going to die before me  :cookieMonster:

AH, my girlfriend. :panda:

Well I'm only 14
Stopped reading there. 14 is not old by any definition of the word when you're talking about humans.

The only time you can say you are getting old is when you are in your 40's. You are officially old once you turn 65 IMO

The only time you can say you are getting old is when you are in your 40's. You are officially old once you turn 65 IMO

Not in the 100s, sir.