Because nao is the pants god
Well fine. But guess why. I found Frontrox's or maybe Dropshock's I forgot whose anyway I found a blocklanders HS. I ticked it in. Soon as I came out, I was sent away. I moved. Then I overheard a frank. Turns out he was the Frank Bennedetto. The former owner of the Bastion. We had a chit chat, what I didn't know was, when I was standing still, Nao was aiming at me. He(Frank) told me to leave. I said I'd rather stay, and I can't even be a threat. I reasoned. And I said he won't see me die. He said that sadly, he will. Then woop dee doo, I was shot, by an arrow and woop it was a miss. I said, Bye then, and ran for my life. I came down about 52 paces south of the town(not telling which) and I was shot there knocked out. Seems Nao only gots rage. So once I was no longer knocked out, I just stayed on the ground talking. I moved up near a tree, and was shot, again. This was the second to the last shot, so they lit a fire for me(woo viking funeral for a non viking woo). I chatted with Nao, and she asked me if I am ready. I said , whenever you are. My last words were: Well, fine, but I am happy to have seen Frank once more. So she said, Rest in peace. And bewm, she earned 197 lp off me :P
