When did you get your first kiss?

[Kevdude]

Ideally, I'd have real contact with my partner once or twice a week maximum. We'd sleep in separate beds and possibly separate rooms. On a typical night I'd retire to my study (filled with my reading collection, guns, and liquor) while the misses plays some calming classical music on the piano in the foyer. The children would gather round and listen to their mother's music as a relaxing end to the day's studies.

That was hilarious

[Ad Bot]

[Solid]

I got a brofist for it. From a girl.

HOLY stuff A GIRL NO WAY

[Otis Da HousKat]

That was hilarious

I'm actually serious about that though. Especially the bed thing. I am an incredibly light sleeper so the slightest noises or movements tend to wake me up. If someone sleeping in the same bed as me even rustles slightly it wakes me up.

[Kevdude]

I'm actually serious about that though. Especially the bed thing. I am an incredibly light sleeper so the slightest noises or movements tend to wake me up. If someone sleeping in the same bed as me even rustles slightly it wakes me up.

Yeah when sleeping in the same room and as another person, I try to move as little as possible so I don't wake them up, it just makes me uncomfortable. The rest of your ideal life made me lol though

[blaman]

I'm a pretty heavy sleeper. Sometimes my alarm clock barely wakes me up. :P

[Smash Fan]

Ideally, I'd have real contact with my partner once or twice a week maximum. We'd sleep in separate beds and possibly separate rooms. On a typical night I'd retire to my study (filled with my reading collection, guns, and liquor) while the misses plays some calming classical music on the piano in the foyer. The children would gather round and listen to their mother's music as a relaxing end to the day's studies.

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I will beat you.

[Isjix]

I'm a pretty heavy sleeper. Sometimes my alarm clock barely wakes me up. :P

That won't even wake me up, not barely but not at all, my parents try hard to get me awake. :(

[Smash Fan]

I'm a pretty heavy sleeper. Sometimes my alarm clock barely wakes me up. :P

forget another clone

[Smash Fan]

That won't even wake me up, not barely but not at all, my parents try hard to get me awake. :(

2 clones in one oh shi

[Bloody Mary]

I've kissed a plethora of girls.
I don't really remember my first.

[Kevdude]

I've kissed a plethora of girls.
I don't really remember my first.

I read the last part," I don't really remember my first name."

[Smash Fan]

I read the last part," I don't really remember my first name."

He's got amnesia.

[Bloody Mary]

I read the last part," I don't really remember my first name."

That too.

[Kevdude2]