When did you get your first kiss?

[Smash Fan]

Women can reject men all the time and people would understand but if a guy says something about a girl, we are being horrible.

I blame feminism.

[Ad Bot]

[Kevdude]

And this is why men are shallow.

Because we can't accept double standards?

[keonesan]

Because we can't accept double standards?

No because we generalize and stereotype women.

[Kevdude]

No because we generalize and stereotype women.

Thank you for being so naive as to believing everyone is different

[Miga]

I have yet to find a girl who's into the same stuff as I am.

...and also I've never had my first kiss
/foreveralone

[Joker Card]

No because we generalize and stereotype women.

As sluts and whores.

[Makingblah]

I have a load of lower and upper body strength; only my upper body has a nice layer of fat over everything. :)

2011 goal:
Lose it, faty

[keonesan]

Thank you for being so naive as to believing everyone is different

Thank you for proving my point once again. :P

[Kevdude]

Thank you for proving my point once again. :P

All men are the same but all women can be different?

[Joker Card]

I have a load of lower and upper body strength; only my upper body has a nice layer of fat over everything. :)

2011 goal:
Lose it, faty

I have a 6 pack. But its hidden under fat.

[_Rave_]

And this is why men are shallow.

Because we can't accept double standards?

QFT

And in addition, I have never said anything negative about a girl in front of any girls, ever.

No because we generalize and stereotype women.

Well "dumb" is mostly a joke, but most girls I know aren't as smart as I am, and can't really hold intelligent conversation...so we end up making silly situational jokes.  Which is actually fun.

[JPSC]

when I was 9...












...from my mom.

[Nikki]

I've yet to get a kiss, from either a boy or girl 

[Kevdude]

Just listen to this winner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk&feature=channel

[Otis Da HousKat]

Ideally, I'd have real contact with my partner once or twice a week maximum. We'd sleep in separate beds and possibly separate rooms. On a typical night I'd retire to my study (filled with my reading collection, guns, and liquor) while the misses plays some calming classical music on the piano in the foyer. The children would gather round and listen to their mother's music as a relaxing end to the day's studies.