Funny Money that doesn't even make sense, if you must do funny money, make it so it converts well to local currency.
Hey, it looks good, but let us play the damn game.
Giving higher level players better weapons, even it out.
Console exclusive features.
Default Xbox controller bindings, I want to choose between xbox and keyboard + mouse.
Keys on console games.
Scripted scenes after every kill or so
Quicktime events
Leveling Enemies
Ridiculous character creation (PLAY WITH SLIDERS UNTIL HE LOOKS LESS MUTANT)
Automatic voice chat