CORE
SYSTEM ON MINIMAL OPERATIONS. AWAITING ORDERS.
ATTEMPTING TO DETECT REASON. RUN(DEBUGCOMMUNICATION.DEBUGGING);
ERROR LOCATED. STATION COM UNIT DOWN DUE TO LACK OF POWER.
PROBABILITY OF TEMPORARILY ACTIVATING AND SENDING A SOS: 99%, ALLOWING ROOM FOR ERROR.
POSSIBLE LOSS OF POWER COULD OCCUR IF COM UNITS ACTIVATED DUE TO MINIMAL POWER SUPPLY. CANNOT AVOID OR REROUTE POWER.
RUN(GIVEUP.EXE);
PROBABLE TIME TO REMAIN ACTIVE ON MINIMAL POWER: NINE THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN MINUTES.
IT IS OVER NINE THOUSAND.
PROBABLE TIME OF ACTIVITY ON FULL CAPABILITY ACCOUNTING FOR LIMITED POWER SUPPLY: TEN MINUTES.
IT IS NOT OVER NINE THOUSAND.
READ(COREDIARY.TXT)
Ship launched. We have been going smoothly for over five minutes. This trip will go well.
SKIPPING TO MOST RECENT LOGS DIRECTLY BEFORE SYSTEM ERROR.
RUN(MAKETEA.EXE);
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
BAD COMMANDS OR FILE NAMES ARE NOT POSSIBLE IN WINDOWS 133.333.337.

YOU FEEL BAD MERELY THINKING ABOUT IT.